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Caption The Cartoon Part Deux
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George
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 07:04 am
Wears like iron.
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DrewDad
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 07:24 am
@George,
"Will that be cash or charger?"
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DrewDad
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 07:27 am
@DrewDad,
"Emotionally unavailable is the new black."
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edgarblythe
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 07:43 am
Comes with two pairs of pants.
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edgarblythe
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 07:44 am
The one flaw: There's no zipper. You may need to use a can opener.
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edgarblythe
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 07:45 am
Would you like a nice lance to go with it?
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firefly
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 10:35 am
It's a traditional and classic look
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firefly
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 10:39 am
It prevents sun exposure, germ contact, and unwanted staring at your unusual tattoos.
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tsarstepan
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 10:40 am
@firefly,
You can take the prom king's throne by force.
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firefly
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 10:44 am
Everyone will want a selfie with you
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edgarblythe
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 10:54 am
We also have it in the Ned Kelly edition.
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najmelliw
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 12:59 pm
@edgarblythe,
It brings out the gray in your eyes.
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najmelliw
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 01:02 pm
@najmelliw,
You're looking for a subtle reminder you received a knighthood, you say?
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najmelliw
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 01:04 pm
@najmelliw,
I think you are taking 'break a lance' a bit too literally, sir!
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edgarblythe
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 01:52 pm
Your butt looks fine in it.
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roger
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 02:14 pm
@edgarblythe,
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It'll be just fine, sir. They always need a bit of breaking in.
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edgarblythe
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 03:25 pm
Shall I request a dolly to help you out, sir?
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jespah
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 04:53 pm
@edgarblythe,
Oh, the suit's free. But the oil can is $20,000.
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edgarblythe
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 05:28 pm
Yes, we can take it up a bit around the collar.
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edgarblythe
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Mon 18 Jun, 2018 06:41 pm
All the kindergarten teachers wear them now.
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