Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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Last time I buy a lure in Newport

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@George,

“They’re called a Liberace-fish and really jump at this one!”

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@Ragman,

It's from the Melania Trump spring catalog.

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@Ragman,

“Need a light?”

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@Ragman,

"Never go metric!"

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@izzythepush,

My wife always wanted one of these.

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@izzythepush,

"Now she's going to want to come along."

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@DrewDad,

"Shoulda seen the one that got away!"

or

"We're going to need a bigger boat."

or

"The guy at the bait shop said the fish love it."

or

"I love exterior decorating."

or

"If you start singing, I'm going to puke."

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@DrewDad,

Another dumpster find from Ariel, the serial hoarder.

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That fish lives better than we do.

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@edgarblythe,

Well, you said you were hoping to catch a shiner.

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@OnTheFritz,

That's one of the ugliest fish I ever caught!

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@OnTheFritz,

Saw a documentary on anglerfish the other day. Figured I could one-up those bastards...

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@najmelliw,

Liberace fish are so garish!

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@tsarstepan,

Good, subtle use of a double meaning of garish. Some people may miss the gar part. But it's the type of humor the New Yorker likes. You ought to submit it.

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@coluber2001,

coluber2001 wrote:

Good, subtle use of a double meaning of garish. Some people may miss the gar part. But it's the type of humor the New Yorker likes. You ought to submit it.

I wish I could. I already submitted my first caption. It's one caption per person per weekly cartoon.

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@tsarstepan,

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Harrison is reluctant to give you this pink slip. Not me. You're fired

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Here's the list of our Russian contacts. You didn't get it from Finster.

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I'd like to sue my proctologist.

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