DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2015 09:27 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150119_contest-690.jpg
"I did not mean to write 'the dais young.'"
George
 
  4  
Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2015 09:46 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150119_contest-690.jpg
I've had quite enough of this jockeying-for-position.
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parados
 
  2  
Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2015 09:48 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150119_contest-690.jpg

Allright! I'll stop using the phrase, "It's getting deep in here."
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hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2015 04:03 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150119_contest-690.jpg
It's not carpe table.
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firefly
 
  3  
Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2015 04:08 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150119_contest-690.jpg

Can't you idealists ever come down to earth?
oolongteasup
 
  3  
Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2015 12:36 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150119_contest-690.jpg

The floor recognises Mack Sennett in the motion to table.
tsarstepan
 
  3  
Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2015 08:14 am
@oolongteasup,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150119_contest-690.jpg
No fair! There is plenty of room for one more chair!
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George
 
  5  
Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2015 08:17 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150119_contest-690.jpg
The oceans may be rising, but I think we'll be OK for the afternoon.
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2015 08:34 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150119_contest-690.jpg
I really don't have cooties!
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2015 08:43 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150119_contest-690.jpg
When they suggested an elevated conversation, I thought ...
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Ragman
 
  3  
Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2015 08:53 am
@firefly,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150119_contest-690.jpg

Is this an example of Tabula Rasa?
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carloslebaron
 
  1  
Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2015 09:02 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150119_contest-690.jpg

Oh, I forgot... the carpet cleaners cancelled it for today...
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panzade
 
  2  
Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2015 09:54 am
winners...
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/141215_contest-690.jpg
First Place
"I'm afraid I can't discuss my other patients."

Second Place
"I'm sensing some hostility."

Third Place
"Sorry, my time is up."
George
 
  4  
Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2015 10:56 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150119_contest-690.jpg
That new taxidermist does a helluva good job!
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2015 01:55 pm
@panzade,
Quote:
"I'm sensing some hostility."


Didn't one of us come up with that one?
firefly
 
  3  
Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2015 02:00 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150119_contest-690.jpg

Does anyone have a breath mint?
0 Replies
 
George
 
  2  
Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2015 07:54 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150119_contest-690.jpg
OK, so I misused a preposition. Ha, ha.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2015 09:54 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150119_contest-690.jpg
"You still didn't win the drinking contest."
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panzade
 
  2  
Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2015 10:15 am
@hingehead,
Quote:
Didn't one of us come up with that one?

Not that I can see, but I entered two of yours. One because it garnered the most votes.
The other...because I thought it had good chance
http://svteach.wikispaces.com/file/view/Krusty-the-Clown-shrugging.gif/227983292/Krusty-the-Clown-shrugging.gif
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2015 10:26 am
@panzade,
I have the contest page in my bookmarks.
http://contest.newyorker.com/

I occasionally try to publish mine. #nothingyet
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