edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jan, 2018 06:04 am
https://i.imgur.com/x03MGWn.jpg
Swing your arms. Swing your arms.
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George
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jan, 2018 08:25 am
https://i.imgur.com/x03MGWn.jpg
See? This is what happens when you don't moisturize each day.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 18 Jan, 2018 08:40 am
@George,
https://i.imgur.com/x03MGWn.jpg
Huh. Practical effects are a lot scarier than CGI.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jan, 2018 02:54 pm
@hingehead,
https://i.imgur.com/x03MGWn.jpg
"You shoudn't have flipped him off. He seems prickly."
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OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jan, 2018 03:22 pm
@tsarstepan,
https://i.imgur.com/x03MGWn.jpg
I'm sorry, it would just be too thorny. Besides, I already have a boyfriend, see.
laughoutlood
 
  1  
Reply Sun 21 Jan, 2018 07:43 pm
@OnTheFritz,
It was a lot of cactus and it was catching up with them.
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 22 Jan, 2018 06:24 am
https://i.imgur.com/x03MGWn.jpg
It's called 'waxing.' You should try it sometime.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 22 Jan, 2018 06:33 am
@edgarblythe,
https://i.imgur.com/UwhRiN3.jpg
izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jan, 2018 07:05 am
@tsarstepan,
https://i.imgur.com/UwhRiN3.jpg

"I'm afraid there'll be no running as fast as you can for the time being."
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 22 Jan, 2018 07:09 am
@izzythepush,

https://i.imgur.com/UwhRiN3.jpg
You were born without kidneys. No forethought from your baker parents.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 22 Jan, 2018 07:10 am
https://i.imgur.com/UwhRiN3.jpg
After three weeks of analysis, all we can determine is, you are made of gingerbread.
izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Mon 22 Jan, 2018 07:18 am
@edgarblythe,
https://i.imgur.com/UwhRiN3.jpg
"And where did Mr Bunn touch you?"

Some context.

http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/038_viz207_frut.jpg
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OnTheFritz
 
  2  
Reply Mon 22 Jan, 2018 08:02 am
@edgarblythe,
https://i.imgur.com/UwhRiN3.jpg
The kitchen staff would like to take some specimens for the lab.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 22 Jan, 2018 08:32 am
@OnTheFritz,
https://i.imgur.com/UwhRiN3.jpg
Bad news first: you're gluten intolerant.
Good news? We're not.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 22 Jan, 2018 11:22 am
https://i.imgur.com/UwhRiN3.jpg

After checking your DNA, we recommend reducing sugar, and increasing fat, to counter excessive crumbling in your future batches.
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Mon 22 Jan, 2018 11:27 am
https://i.imgur.com/UwhRiN3.jpg
The master chefs have concluded it's terminal--because that's the way the cookie crumbles.
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George
 
  1  
Reply Mon 22 Jan, 2018 02:19 pm
https://i.imgur.com/UwhRiN3.jpg
We had to remove a raisin, but we saved all your frosting.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 22 Jan, 2018 02:34 pm
https://i.imgur.com/UwhRiN3.jpg
You're only half baked.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 22 Jan, 2018 02:45 pm
https://i.imgur.com/UwhRiN3.jpg
We'd like permission to transplant some goobers.
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 22 Jan, 2018 04:10 pm
@edgarblythe,

https://i.imgur.com/UwhRiN3.jpg
“Well we don’t want to come across as half-baked!”
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