chai2
 
  1  
Reply Tue 4 Jul, 2017 01:04 pm
@DrewDad,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170710_contest-690.jpg

It took some time, but Nicolas Cage and the bees finally came to an uneasy truce.
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Tue 4 Jul, 2017 02:28 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170710_contest-690.jpg
Eenie meenie chile beanie
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Tue 4 Jul, 2017 05:28 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170710_contest-690.jpg

'Behave yourself'? I thought you said...
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Tue 4 Jul, 2017 05:38 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170710_contest-690.jpg

Who's the queen now, Rachel?
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firefly
 
  5  
Reply Tue 4 Jul, 2017 05:42 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170710_contest-690.jpg

I've been bee-headed.
DrewDad
 
  5  
Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2017 08:29 am
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170710_contest-690.jpg

"Honey! I'm home!"
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2017 08:31 am
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170710_contest-690.jpg

"Honey! I'm home!"


Please submit this one here.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2017 12:40 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170710_contest-690.jpg

Want to hear the latest buzz word?
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2017 02:00 pm
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170710_contest-690.jpg

"That's it! I'm drone."
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George
 
  4  
Reply Thu 6 Jul, 2017 07:09 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170710_contest-690.jpg
I really miss Abuzz.
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firefly
 
  4  
Reply Thu 6 Jul, 2017 12:37 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170710_contest-690.jpg

I've always wanted to live in a totally WASP neighborhood.
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DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2017 01:03 pm
@George,
https://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/IMG_0011_zpsarfn1rul.jpg

Ours were better:

"It's never done."

"Ask the kids how they want their backpacks."

“Did I mention I quit my job today?”
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DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2017 01:05 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
https://imageshack.com/a/img924/355/3x8TpG.jpg

These are actually pretty good, IMO:

First Place
"Put it down slowly—the mothers are very protective of their young."

Second Place
“I blame inflation.”

Third Place
“It cuts down on the yelling and splashing.”
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Jul, 2017 12:22 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170724_contest-690.jpg
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Mon 17 Jul, 2017 01:03 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170724_contest-690.jpg
Was it you or me to grant him his vendor's license?
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Jul, 2017 02:21 pm
@tsarstepan,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170724_contest-690.jpg
"No, no! What I said was that I really like how BOB Barker takes a stand for dogs!"
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Jul, 2017 02:26 pm
@Ragman,
Too funny!!
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ossobucotemp
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Jul, 2017 02:30 pm
@tsarstepan,
Thanks for fixing the cartoon size. I was going out and didn't want to take the time.

to DrewDad, when you do the Img Img thing,
the first part should be

[Img width=9oo] and the last part will be [/img]

That is about pixels, and more than 900 or so pixels width brings you to outer space.
You can make it less - it's just that more is more expansive than the page will take.
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DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Mon 17 Jul, 2017 02:43 pm
@tsarstepan,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170724_contest-690.jpg
"I wish we had a take out place within walking distance."
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Jul, 2017 02:44 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170724_contest-690.jpg
"I don't want to taco 'bout it."
 

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