DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 09:01 am
@DrewDad,
http://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg
"No, Mr. Trump, this does not make you prime minister."
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DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 09:02 am
@DrewDad,
http://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg
"Owl be the judge of that!"
OnTheFritz
 
  4  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 09:29 am
@DrewDad,
http://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg
I had something else in mind when you asked if I'd like to see your hooters, Miss Wiggins.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 09:31 am
http://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg
Who, Ms Peters? Who do you think?
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 09:40 am
@Krumple,
https://imageshack.com/a/img923/8270/UEE9vl.jpg
Quote:

1. “One of us is about to die.”
Submitted by Rachel Rosengard, Queens, N.Y.
2. “I didn't think the oceans could rise any higher.”
Submitted by Ginmann Bai, Chicago, Ill.
3. "But where would we raise the kids?"
Submitted by Gary Schonfeld, New York, N.Y.


This week's finalists
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 12:12 pm
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg

I'm the new office parliamentarian.
firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 12:14 pm
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg

Frankly my dear, I don't give a hoot.
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 12:15 pm
@firefly,
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg
Don't you criticize my tchotchkes.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 12:16 pm
@tsarstepan,
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg
I do have a thing for owls? Howcha guess?
Krumple
 
  2  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 12:32 pm
@tsarstepan,
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg
"Well it solved the rat problem but now what do we do with them?"
Krumple
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 12:40 pm
@Krumple,
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg
"I asked Siri to order me nine awls for the leather shop."
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 12:56 pm
@Krumple,
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg
No, we can't get rid of them. They unionized.
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thack45
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 01:00 pm
@Krumple,
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg
"Do I? Do I really have nine owls on my desk!? Yeah thanks for the
heads up Karen."
ossobucotemp
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 01:05 pm
@thack45,
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg

They are our night owls, Millie.
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thack45
 
  3  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 01:10 pm
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg
"Harry Potter convention"
cicerone imposter
 
  2  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 04:15 pm
@thack45,
I said I wanted 10 owls, not 9. You can keep them.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 04:42 pm
@panzade,
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg
We have a mouse problem and I'm allergic to cats.
Krumple
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 05:15 pm
@hingehead,

https://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg
"Well they are your retirement gifts from us since we knew you liked owls."
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 08:24 pm
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg
Well I've assembled a quarter of my crack journalism team - now to recruit "what", "when" and "why".
Krumple
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2017 08:53 pm
@hingehead,

https://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg
It was bring your pet to work day.
 

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