Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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@hingehead,

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True democracies are only found on pirate ships and if you don't like the leader, you can always jump ship

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@Krumple,

"Not one word, Lieutenant Swann."

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He's been reading JM Barrie again.

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@Rudolph Hucker,

He said that the soothsayer told him that to be successful with women, he had to dive for the elusive muff.

I think that's what he said....

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@Rudolph Hucker,

"Remember the good ol' days when they feared walkin' the plank?"

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@Krumple,

In retrospect, piracy in the Bahamas isn't that effective.

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@tsarstepan,

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He will become a delicious plank steak.

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@tsarstepan,

Are the YouTube subscribers really worth it?

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I don't like being mocked you bastard!

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@firefly,

"He is such a show off although I herad, his mother is a mermaid."

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@Krumple,

Maybe Esther Williams is actually his mother.

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Think the sharks are applauding you?

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@firefly,

"Blasted, why did you tell him we had no rum on board!"

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@Krumple,

There goes our trade with the cannibals.

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Arrr. I didn't intend to goose him.

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Now down, Jumping Jack Flash

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Well goodbye, Michael Flynn - Jeff Sessions will be next.

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@hingehead,

"Look at that dedication, why can't you fools put in that kind of effort?"

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@Krumple,

Argh. He's going to get a low score on this dive because of its low degree of difficulty. It won't help us move up in the standings.

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@OnTheFritz,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/170313_contest-690.jpg

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