oolongteasup
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2017 11:31 pm
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That's a humdinger honey.
Krumple
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2017 02:02 am
@oolongteasup,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/170213_contest-690.jpg

Cherry pie again? Can't we just have forbidden fruit tonight? I'm sick of pie.
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2017 07:41 am
@Krumple,
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"Why do you call it Devil's Food Pie?"
DrewDad
 
  3  
Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2017 07:42 am
@DrewDad,
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"Let's invent pot holders."
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George
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2017 08:24 am
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So if it's in a pie, it's not banned by the Executive Order?
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2017 03:48 pm
@George,
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"I've got the weirdest boner right now...."




Hat tip to American Pie.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2017 08:03 pm
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What the heck is unicorn pie?
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2017 08:33 pm
@hingehead,
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I'm not Chaucer, but I'd love one.

Quote:
English pudding


"For to Make Tartys in Applis", 18th-century print of a 14th-century recipe
English apple pie recipes go back to the time of Chaucer. The 1381 recipe (see illustration at right) lists the ingredients as good apples, good spices, figs, raisins and pears. The cofyn of the recipe is a casing of pastry. Saffron is used for colouring the pie filling.
In English-speaking countries, apple pie is a dessert of enduring popularity, whether it's eaten hot or cold, on its own or with ice cream, double cream, or custard.
Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2017 06:07 pm
@cicerone imposter,

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"You say that Martha Stewart said it's gluten-free? What's gluten and who is Martha Stewart?"
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2017 06:26 pm
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I have to mention I find your slight suggestion of a belly roll offensive.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2017 12:29 pm
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More pie? How about a pot roast?
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2017 01:12 pm
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Another recipe from your secret friend?
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2017 05:25 pm
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Actually, I have a hankering for poutine.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2017 08:34 pm
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I have an uncontrollable urge to tip it in your face.
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2017 07:58 am
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Well...it certainly doesn't look like an apple, so I guess it's safe.
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2017 08:08 am
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What's a Paradise Lost pie?

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panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2017 11:47 am
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jespah
 
  2  
Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2017 12:06 pm
@panzade,
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Some mother of the year you are. I've been here since I was two.
hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2017 04:17 pm
@panzade,
http://imageshack.com/a/img924/5180/ZzZPGV.jpg

I'm great in bed. I never fall out.
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hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2017 04:28 pm
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What are you wearing?
 

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