I'm telling you, Frank, if you're gonna rob a bank in that getup, don't use that gun that pops out a flag saying "BANG" on it when you pull the trigger.
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panzade
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Sat 21 Jan, 2017 09:24 am
@firefly,
Hah!
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edgarblythe
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Sat 21 Jan, 2017 10:25 am
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
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edgarblythe
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Sat 21 Jan, 2017 10:29 am
How many clowns does it take to change a light bulb? 23. One to drive in circles, 22 to fumble and toss the bulb before it reaches the socket.
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edgarblythe
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Sat 21 Jan, 2017 10:30 am
You got elephant poop on your shoes? Something smells funny.