Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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He never would have seen Nevada without me.

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@edgarblythe,

"Does this subcompact car make my Bony-Eared Assfish look big?"

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/03/160312-animals-assfish-weird-names-science-oceans/

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Sure he's expensive to keep but our Best-In-Show Scottish Terrier won't play with anyone else.

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The sushi convention will sure be surprised to learn the main course has fled.

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Uber isn't all positive you know?

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Your first time doing Japanese home delivery?

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You'll see, someday I'll have a boat and 'Sea Shepherd' will be famous!

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Whale? What whale?

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@George,

I was just wondering, honey. Do you smell fish?

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It isn't that the vet charges us extra for an "exotic pet", it's that every time we go we have to hire fourteen guys to get him in the car and then up on the examination table.

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@panzade,

Why so blue?

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@George,

"We're gonna need a bigger car."

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The car service I drive for is pronounced blUber, not blubber.

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@parados,

You think a stronger air freshener will help?

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@tsarstepan,

"I'm in a 'reality' show called Big Bother."

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@DrewDad,

"It sure distracts from not having any pants, though!"

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I had to cut him in. He's the only one knows how to crack the safe.

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@edgarblythe,

Outside the box, as usual edgar.

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@edgarblythe,

Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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