hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 Jul, 2016 05:59 pm
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My bad, he says his 'Pen is' mightier - not his 'Penis'.
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Blickers
 
  2  
Reply Mon 18 Jul, 2016 10:53 pm
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It says, the varlet who told Your Majesty, "Don't worry, it's just a rubber prop" has been found to be in the employ of the rebel peasants.
izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Tue 19 Jul, 2016 04:18 am
@Blickers,
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"It's another letter to Father Christmas."
bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Tue 19 Jul, 2016 05:28 am
@izzythepush,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/160725_contest-690.jpg

"Its says, "Heavy lay the head that wears the crown ... yadd,a yadda, yadda."
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George
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jul, 2016 05:55 am
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In conclusion, Parliament has determined this to be a suitable compromise between "king-for-life" and "term limits".
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 19 Jul, 2016 06:38 am
@hingehead,
Yeah, that bugged me, too.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2016 07:38 am
@George,
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"The scribes are reporting that 'Excalibur' translates to 'national debt.'"
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George
 
  4  
Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2016 07:41 am
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. . . and 50 ducats payable to "Damocles Home Renovations".
DrewDad
 
  3  
Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2016 07:52 am
@George,
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"Weight for it...."
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2016 05:17 pm
@hingehead,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/160725_contest-690.jpg
"Merlin's prediction does say here you will be under the knife!"
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2016 05:20 pm
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/160725_contest-690.jpg
A sword is over your head. Use a gun.
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panzade
 
  3  
Reply Sun 24 Jul, 2016 11:49 pm
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2016 02:20 am
@panzade,
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Down in front!
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roger
 
  2  
Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2016 02:26 am
@panzade,
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I guess taking up the whole couch means you're not interested in necking tonight.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2016 06:56 am
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It's time for Animal World and I can't work the remote.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2016 06:57 am
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/160801_contest-690.jpg
Our marriage lost that certain zing awhile ago.
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izzythepush
 
  3  
Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2016 07:20 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/160801_contest-690.jpg
"This must be a cartoon, there's no **** all over the floor."
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2016 08:15 am
@izzythepush,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/160801_contest-690.jpg
"Could you get off giraffe and help me around the house?"
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2016 08:16 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/160801_contest-690.jpg
"I'm going to meet some friends at the watering hole."
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2016 09:05 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/160801_contest-690.jpg
I'm going to the Jungle Bar where the highballs are on me.
 

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