Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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@tsarstepan,

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My nicer one is at the cleaners.

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@DrewDad,

"I have some regrets...."

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@DrewDad,

"Only the good die young."

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The last thing I remember saying is, 'beam me up'.

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It's perfect for group hugs.

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@firefly,

I am no sycophant!

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@tsarstepan,

"Actually, it's just a hula hoop I used to sneak by that doorman."

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It was the only package that came with pockets.

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I recently lost almost 500 pounds.

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@edgarblythe,

"Wanna see why it needs to be so big?"

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@DrewDad,

"Define 'overcompensating.'"

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@parados,

I had it built from the reclaimed wood of St. Francis of Assisi's dining room table.

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It's a burden. Like being fastest gun in the west.

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@edgarblythe,

"You ought to see the size of my hands."

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Hey! HEY! My eyes are down here.

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@George,

"Yes, than even thou."

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@bobsal u1553115,

"Well halo, Dolly!"

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@bobsal u1553115,

I'm not the type to brag but....

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I expect it vanish any moment.

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Just tell them, "Super-size me."

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