George
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2016 06:01 am
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I get choice of weapons. Deal with it.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2016 06:40 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160530_contest-690.jpg

"You're not wearing any greaves!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 24 May, 2016 06:43 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160530_contest-690.jpg

"Don't blame me, blame the Forestry 'burn ban'."
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Tue 24 May, 2016 08:09 am
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Do you know any good recipes for 'brisket?'
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Tue 24 May, 2016 08:24 am
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Fly over my village and **** on it, will ya?
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Tue 24 May, 2016 08:50 am
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Your mismatched arms are an annoying distraction.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 24 May, 2016 09:20 am
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160530_contest-690.jpg
Riffing on that:

"What have you been doing with that right arm of yours?"
parados
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2016 12:13 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160530_contest-690.jpg

There is something you should know, I am not left handed.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 24 May, 2016 12:22 pm
@parados,
parados wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160530_contest-690.jpg

There is something you should know, I am not left handed.


Bravo! Bravo! Brilliant!
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Wed 25 May, 2016 11:20 am
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"Have at you!"
"Gesundheit!"

With aknowledgement to Firesign Theater.
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George
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2016 05:49 am
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I'm endorsing you for sword-fighting skills on LinkedIn.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 26 May, 2016 06:47 am
@George,
Another nice one George. I'm stymied so far with this one. Nothing's coming to me. #sigh
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tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Thu 26 May, 2016 06:59 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160530_contest-690.jpg
According to the brochure, you're not supposed to fight back.
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edgarblythe
 
  4  
Reply Thu 26 May, 2016 07:16 am
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I'm giving you a pedicure, like it or not.
bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Fri 27 May, 2016 11:27 am
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160530_contest-690.jpg

<BONG!>

"OK, now you switch hands!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Fri 27 May, 2016 11:28 am
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160530_contest-690.jpg

"Oh! Half T-Rex, eh!"
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Fri 27 May, 2016 11:30 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160530_contest-690.jpg

"Bad vacine batch?"
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jespah
 
  1  
Reply Fri 27 May, 2016 11:32 am
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160530_contest-690.jpg
Little-known fact: Napoleon Bonaparte invented time travel.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Fri 27 May, 2016 11:57 am
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Trust me. It's the perfect selfie for Facebook.
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George
 
  2  
Reply Fri 27 May, 2016 02:00 pm
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It's about those Game of Thrones spoilers, isn't it.
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