tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 07:38 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg
Nothing is going to rain on my parade today.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 07:47 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg
"I'm finally over my depression! I need to cancel that contract with Dr. Kevorkian."
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 07:48 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg
"Do you ever have that feeling that the Universe has something in store for you?"
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 07:52 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg
There was something in my horoscope that I definitely don't understand.
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 08:05 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg
I wonder how it is to be a stomped on insect.
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 09:04 am
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg
...so I told her a ton of bricks don't have to fall on my head before I get the point.
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Lordyaswas
 
  4  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 09:18 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg

.....all in all it's worth about $25m, and I hid it beneath the...
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 09:24 am
@tsarstepan,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg
"Yeah, I stiffed on paying that whacky fortune-teller. After all, what can she do to me?!"
George
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 09:31 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg
Who are you calling a blockhead?
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 10:33 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg
"- building blocks of success -"
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edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 10:34 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg
These things don't just fall out of the sky.
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 11:15 am
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg
I just had to fire the mason that's adding the new wall upstairs. He was angry at first but when I told him he could finish out the day he calmed right down.
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parados
 
  2  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 11:16 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg

I finally gave up the piano for masonry.
Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 11:28 am
@tsarstepan,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg
"I think I've got a cinder in my eye!"
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Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 11:30 am
@parados,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg
"I called that chef at the counter 'The Soup Nazi' ! No biggie, right?"
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 11:32 am
@Ragman,


http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg
"I just got rid of those nasty migraine headaches! What a relief"

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firefly
 
  3  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 11:33 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg

My life's so predictable, nothing out of the ordinary ever happens.
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hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 01:17 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg
I just converted to the one true faith.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 01:21 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160404_contest-690.jpg
So I was a building inspector who took bribes - what's ironic about that?
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Mar, 2016 01:34 pm
@hingehead,
***** 5/5 stars. Wink
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