edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2016 06:00 pm
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I am starting to think this is no mere coincidence.
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2016 06:37 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/160328_contest-690.jpg
We just have to remember not to touch that third rail; we'll really be in trouble if we do.
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2016 09:30 pm
@OnTheFritz,
"Insanity is repeating an action expecting a different result. Notice my chair is off the rails."
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2016 09:52 pm
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Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to
oolongteasup
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2016 09:59 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/160328_contest-690.jpg

It's not an irrational fear of tunnels, per se, it stems from an early childhood fright involving a very loud train and perceived danger that needs desensitising.

No hand holding in this session.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2016 10:34 pm
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Let's see if it works this time.
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George
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2016 04:35 am
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Sometimes a subway train is just a subway train.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2016 06:29 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/160328_contest-690.jpg
"Train, train, go away. Come again another day...."
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2016 06:30 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/160328_contest-690.jpg
"Maybe software engineering doesn't translate to other disciplines."



(Based on the constant refrain, "let's see if we can make it happen again.")
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Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2016 07:28 am
@edgarblythe,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/160328_contest-690.jpg
"Bad hair day #2"
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Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2016 07:30 am
@edgarblythe,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/160328_contest-690.jpg
"I'm starting to think this aversion therapy is all a crock!"
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2016 07:47 am
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/160328_contest-690.jpg

"Zee train reprezents your fazzer, and zee tunnel reprezents your muzzer...."
panzade
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2016 11:37 am
good stuff guys Very Happy
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2016 11:42 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/160328_contest-690.jpg

"I call it 'extreme rebirthing.'"
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2016 11:44 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/160328_contest-690.jpg

"Wait, the 'D' doesn't stand for 'Disney?'"
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2016 12:09 pm
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This isn't the rehab lounge?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2016 01:38 pm
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You can't hop a D train
Like you can a freight train
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2016 02:50 pm
@edgarblythe,
I think the Chinese built the tunnel, and the Germans built the trains.
roger
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2016 03:01 pm
@cicerone imposter,
How 'bout Italian engineering and German styling?
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parados
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2016 03:09 pm
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Your dreams always seem so real.
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