panzade
 
  1  
Reply Thu 25 Feb, 2016 11:16 am
@DrewDad,
Quote:
what horse apples means."
Very Happy
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parados
 
  2  
Reply Thu 25 Feb, 2016 12:32 pm
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160222_a19789-600.jpg

You better hope you don't break a leg falling out of that tree.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 25 Feb, 2016 03:25 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160222_a19789-600.jpg
You only have to sleep up there until the new stable is built.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 25 Feb, 2016 03:28 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160222_a19789-600.jpg
Dumbo was drunk. What's your excuse?
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Thu 25 Feb, 2016 03:59 pm
@edgarblythe,
I'm drunk, and seeing things.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Thu 25 Feb, 2016 04:26 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160222_a19789-600.jpg
I didn't know 'gelding' was your trigger word...
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 25 Feb, 2016 04:28 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160222_a19789-600.jpg
How did you know today is branding day?
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Thu 25 Feb, 2016 04:38 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160222_a19789-600.jpg
How did you know Chris Christie was coming?
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 25 Feb, 2016 05:07 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160222_a19789-600.jpg
See? Now, we put a bucket of water for you to jump in.
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Fri 26 Feb, 2016 07:05 am
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160222_a19789-600.jpg
Honey, come back to bed. I'll be more gentle next time.
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Fil Albuquerque
 
  1  
Reply Fri 26 Feb, 2016 07:25 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160222_a19789-600.jpg

Donald Trump is gone, you can come back down now Lisa !
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panzade
 
  2  
Reply Mon 29 Feb, 2016 03:24 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/160307_contest-690.jpg
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 29 Feb, 2016 05:33 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/160307_contest-690.jpg
Just take your astro turf and get out.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Feb, 2016 05:37 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/160307_contest-690.jpg
I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine
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George
 
  4  
Reply Mon 29 Feb, 2016 06:48 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/160307_contest-690.jpg
First time?
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Feb, 2016 07:06 am
@George,
Good one, Edgar. That was the first thing I thought of.

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/160307_contest-690.jpg
This is the only way you could get your wife to come with you?
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Sun 6 Mar, 2016 11:49 pm
winners...
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg
First Place
"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

Second Place
"It was in international waters."

Third Place
"Can we make this quick? I gotta keep moving."
ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Mar, 2016 10:55 am
@panzade,
pretty good this time..
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bobsal u1553115
 
  0  
Reply Mon 7 Mar, 2016 01:53 pm
@OnTheFritz,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/160307_contest-690.jpg

"Why do you have to face towards Mecca when you do yoga?"
bobsal u1553115
 
  0  
Reply Mon 7 Mar, 2016 01:56 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/160307_contest-690.jpg

"R-i-i-i-g-h-t .... your name is Aladen and you instruct in airborne yoga ..."
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