Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 04:16 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg

Who is this Frank I'm supposed to have eaten?
bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 05:34 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg

"I'm bad? Wait till you meet my lawyer!"
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tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 06:48 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg
We sharks all look alike to you?!
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edgarblythe
 
  4  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 07:01 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg
How could I have known it was Jimmy Hoffa?
hingehead
 
  4  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 08:03 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg
I don't need a lawyer - I AM a lawyer.
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hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 08:04 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg
Amityville has a cold case unit?
bobsal u1553115
 
  3  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 08:20 am
@hingehead,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg

"I'm a LONE shark not a LOAN shark, ask Charlie the Tuna!"
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 08:29 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg
"Don't think for a minute that this'll take a bite out of crime!"
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 08:34 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg
One fish? Two fish? Red fish ? Blue fish? - What does it matter?
McGentrix
 
  3  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 12:28 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg

"Yeah, that's him. Sheriff Brody. He killed my Pa."
bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 01:42 pm
@McGentrix,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg

"Sure, I'm a Pisces! So what?"
bobsal u1553115
 
  3  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 01:48 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg

"Right. There's one little mauling in the bay and it just has to be the shark. Do I look like I just came from a mauling? Huh? Do I?"
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George
 
  3  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 02:09 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg
Yeah, I'd know that dorsal fin anywhere.
McGentrix
 
  3  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 04:46 pm
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg

"I bet if I were a Great White shark, you wouldn't be hassling me like this."
ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 04:47 pm
@McGentrix,
That's wonderful and possibly true.

I say this a a person whose father had a long life hand scar from a shark bite.. Me, I have one from hydrocloric acid, always the clutz.
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Lordyaswas
 
  5  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 04:53 pm
@edgarblythe,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg


YES! That's the String Quartet that follows me everywhere I go!
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 05:05 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Oh that's devine
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 05:30 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg
I met him on the 'net.
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hingehead
 
  4  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 05:31 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg
I...Can't...Breathe...
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Jan, 2016 07:15 pm
@hingehead,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/160201_contest-690.jpg

"Its the teeth, I'm really a very nice guy once you know me."
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