firefly
 
  1  
Reply Wed 6 Jan, 2016 12:31 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160111_contest-690.jpg

Spare me the crocodile tears because you don't like being scolded for nipping the mailman.
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Wed 6 Jan, 2016 12:31 pm
@hingehead,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160111_contest-690.jpg
"Honey, I told you I had a bad feeling about that handbag you bought!"
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Wed 6 Jan, 2016 12:51 pm
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160111_contest-690.jpg

"You think its comfortable or any easier for me? People are talking and you told me the first night, 'it's only til payday!'"
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panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 11 Jan, 2016 12:59 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg
roger
 
  1  
Reply Mon 11 Jan, 2016 01:29 am
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg


It's not all that gentle with an 8 ounce glove.
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hingehead
 
  4  
Reply Mon 11 Jan, 2016 01:39 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg

Here in the Belgian revolution we pride ourselves on moderation.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 11 Jan, 2016 01:41 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg
He said he was going to vote Trump.
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 11 Jan, 2016 05:18 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg
What can I do? He is a union man.
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 11 Jan, 2016 05:19 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg
Allen Funt put me up to it.
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George
 
  7  
Reply Mon 11 Jan, 2016 05:36 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg
The Misdemeanor Guillotine
bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Mon 11 Jan, 2016 06:37 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg

Medical research is always going to be controversial. You should have heard the hullabaloo when I used kittens!
firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 11 Jan, 2016 06:49 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg

It's one way of knocking sense into our opponents.
firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 11 Jan, 2016 06:59 am
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg
It's anger management--we're teaching them how not to lose their heads.
Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Mon 11 Jan, 2016 07:03 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg
"How would you like a Hawaiian Punch?"
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Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Mon 11 Jan, 2016 07:06 am
@panzade,
panzade wrote:
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg
"His wife said that he has to learn to lift the toilet seat!"
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 11 Jan, 2016 07:15 am
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg

Just loosening him up for round four.
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 11 Jan, 2016 07:16 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg

"Hey, I didn't write the rules to 'truth or dare!"
bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Mon 11 Jan, 2016 07:18 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg

"I know it seems cruel, but its the only way to really test the safety of these gloves."
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 11 Jan, 2016 07:25 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg

It's how we enforce being on probation.
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Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Mon 11 Jan, 2016 07:28 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg
"It's a new dental anesthetic procedure!"
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