bobsal u1553115
 
  4  
Reply Wed 23 Dec, 2015 11:41 am
@panzade,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/xmas_zpsofbsnztk.jpg

Over commercialization has really ruined the meaning of Festivus for me."
firefly
 
  3  
Reply Wed 23 Dec, 2015 12:31 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/xmas_zpsofbsnztk.jpg

We needed a much bigger tree.
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Ragman
 
  3  
Reply Wed 23 Dec, 2015 02:41 pm
@bobsal u1553115,

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/xmas_zpsofbsnztk.jpg

"We are gifted, aren't we?"
bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Wed 23 Dec, 2015 03:11 pm
@Ragman,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/xmas_zpsofbsnztk.jpg

"Not quite the end to world hunger or the cessation of war .... but I'll take it."
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panzade
 
  3  
Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2015 11:28 am
winners
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151123_contest-690.jpg
First Place
"Your boss just called. He is sending something to you from the Cloud."

Second Place
"One drop of rain won't kill you."

Third Place
"They said the showers would be isolated."
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panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 01:22 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160104_contest-690.jpg
Lordyaswas
 
  4  
Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 01:47 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160104_contest-690.jpg


Honey, I've bought home a board member.
0 Replies
 
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 01:49 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160104_contest-690.jpg

Sheesh.....I warned you about taking a double dose of Viagra!
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 06:25 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160104_contest-690.jpg
I told you to keep your mouth shut when Trump is speaking.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 06:27 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160104_contest-690.jpg
Next time I travel on business, you are staying home.
0 Replies
 
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 07:13 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160104_contest-690.jpg
"Has it been 4 hours for that Viagra?"
0 Replies
 
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 07:16 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160104_contest-690.jpg
"The adult toy shop says it's much better than a battery-operated-boyfriend."
0 Replies
 
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 07:35 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160104_contest-690.jpg

Kids....Guess what?

Your father just asked that old bag lady what "going commando" meant.


Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 07:38 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160104_contest-690.jpg

.....so then he said to the parking attendant, "you know where you can shove your ticket pad, don't you".
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George
 
  2  
Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 08:24 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160104_contest-690.jpg
Loosen up, Phil. You want that promotion or not?
0 Replies
 
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 08:26 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160104_contest-690.jpg

Kids....guess what? Your Dad thought it was just a big fart again.
0 Replies
 
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 08:39 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160104_contest-690.jpg


Kids.....guess what?

Daddy's been stocktaking in the freezer again.
0 Replies
 
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 08:43 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160104_contest-690.jpg

You are still fast asleep....when I count to three you will wake up and feel the urge to dress up as a fireman and ravage the first woman you see.
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glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 09:15 am
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160104_contest-690.jpg

Kids....Guess what?

Your father just asked that old bag lady what "going commando" meant.





A horrible image just popped into my head, that is too funny.
ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 09:26 am
@glitterbag,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160104_contest-690.jpg

Your husband has been annoying me.
 

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