bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 7 Dec, 2015 03:34 pm
@izzythepush,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg

"Rumor is Lorne Michaels paid for it: they're both buried there."
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OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 7 Dec, 2015 04:02 pm
@izzythepush,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg
No matter where you walk his eyes seem to follow you.
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 7 Dec, 2015 04:07 pm
@OnTheFritz,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg

"They say he was incredibly socially awkward, did you notice that from whatever angle you look at him from - his eyes seem to avoid yours!"
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 7 Dec, 2015 04:13 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg
Smug bastard died without leaving the combination for the safe.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Dec, 2015 07:36 pm
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg
Where's Gorbachev's birthmark?
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Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 7 Dec, 2015 07:54 pm
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg
"There's a coin slot on top. He planned on taking it with him!"
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 7 Dec, 2015 09:12 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg

He always wanted to be bigger than life.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 7 Dec, 2015 09:19 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg

There was nothing grave about him.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 7 Dec, 2015 11:38 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg
The big space in front of us is for his body.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 7 Dec, 2015 11:39 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg
His deathbed instructions began "Well if I can't get ahead in life..."
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 7 Dec, 2015 11:40 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg

You really don't want to know where we put the flowers.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 8 Dec, 2015 09:00 am
@hingehead,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg

Apparently, the widow actually requested a big headstone.
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George
 
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Reply Tue 8 Dec, 2015 01:20 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg
You may have been wondering why there was no inheritance.
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Tue 8 Dec, 2015 07:50 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg

"In the spring he's the world's biggest Chia Pet."
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Roberta
 
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Reply Wed 9 Dec, 2015 12:37 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg

I know he had a swelled head when he was alive. I had no idea it could carry over into death.
George
 
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Reply Wed 9 Dec, 2015 10:45 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg
He died when we were vacationing on Easter Island.
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panzade
 
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Reply Sat 12 Dec, 2015 03:18 pm
winners...just brilliant!
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151116_contest-690.jpg
First Place
"Quick! Your pen!"

Second Place
"We've been hacked!"

Third Place
"Put him through."
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 12 Dec, 2015 03:41 pm
@Roberta,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg

He hated comb overs. I do too.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 12 Dec, 2015 03:54 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg
His idea, to honor his Pez collection. Just don't be in the vicinity on the hour. Ever.
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panzade
 
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Reply Sat 12 Dec, 2015 04:57 pm
Welcome back ed-man.
This thread hasn't been the same
 

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