Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 2 Nov, 2015 10:51 am
@George,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151109_contest-690.jpg
"It's easy to trace the tracks of my tears."
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 2 Nov, 2015 11:13 am
@Ragman,
^Bad joke worthy. Embarrassed
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najmelliw
 
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Reply Mon 2 Nov, 2015 01:28 pm
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151109_contest-690.jpg
"...And I tell you, all I did was blow off some steam!"
izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 2 Nov, 2015 01:36 pm
@najmelliw,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151109_contest-690.jpg
"How would you feel if your entire face was on the end of your ******* nose?"
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parados
 
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Reply Mon 2 Nov, 2015 02:41 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151109_contest-690.jpg

I've been on the wrong tracks my entire life.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 2 Nov, 2015 04:10 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151109_contest-690.jpg
So I have my first sick day ever. Thomas covers for me - and the rest is history.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 2 Nov, 2015 04:11 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151109_contest-690.jpg
And now they say I can't be retrained.
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Nov, 2015 04:20 pm
@Ragman,
Excellent, Ragman.
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ossobuco
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 Nov, 2015 04:26 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151109_contest-690.jpg

I can't find Chattanooga!
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 2 Nov, 2015 04:26 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151109_contest-690.jpg
He said I had a cute caboose, but the next morning I woke up alone and it was gone.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Nov, 2015 04:28 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151109_contest-690.jpg
Then he says "You're fired, 'choofing' Billy!"
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 2 Nov, 2015 04:29 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151109_contest-690.jpg
I know she was the wrong gage but I loved her.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 2 Nov, 2015 04:30 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151109_contest-690.jpg
I didn't know she was under-gage.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 2 Nov, 2015 05:56 pm
@tsarstepan,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151109_contest-690.jpg
"I'm in an anger management course 'cause I build up such a head of steam that I blow my gasket!"

najmelliw
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 Nov, 2015 06:29 pm
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151109_contest-690.jpg
"They said my locomotive had some loco motion and now I am locked out of motion..."
bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2015 06:59 am
@najmelliw,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151109_contest-690.jpg

Every damn day he asks, "pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo-choo", every damn day! I'm telling you, buddy, its gettin' me down!
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Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2015 08:14 am
@Ragman,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151109_contest-690.jpg
"My name is Dale and I lose track so easily."
panzade
 
  3  
Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2015 03:23 pm
winners...
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151012_contest-690.jpg

FIRST PLACE
"Matisse now; Pollock later."


SECOND PLACE
"I prefer his later jumps."


THIRD PLACE
"Derivative."
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 5 Nov, 2015 01:12 pm
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151109_contest-690.jpg
"No straws?"

tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Thu 5 Nov, 2015 02:51 pm
@DrewDad,
He would need a really really long crazy straw at that. Crazy straws for crazy trains.



http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151109_contest-690.jpg
I am NOT crazy.
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