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Should I see her again?

 
 
Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2014 02:05 pm
I recently met a girl on a dating site, and we had a fantastic first date. I really have to stress how fantastic it was, and the fact that I vomited, (on her,) and shat myself,(some of that my also have got on her) in no way detracts from how brilliant the night was. My mate Dave, who came along for moral support, says it was so great he can't even remember what happened. That's how good it was. Although we're both at a mystery as to who owns the prosthetic leg that turned up the next day.

Anyway, form some inconceivable reason she's not returned my texts, should I go round, tanked up of course, she can't change me. Or do you think she's some sort of weirdo?
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2014 02:26 pm
@izzythepush,
I say go round there, pull out your dangly and do helicopters for her.

It worked last time.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2014 02:55 pm
@Lordyaswas,
That's some sage advice.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2014 02:56 pm
@izzythepush,
Was her name Rosemary?
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2014 02:58 pm
@ossobuco,
Fucked if I can remember.
PUNKEY
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2014 03:35 pm
You did all that on FB?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2014 03:46 pm
@izzythepush,
made me laugh

Punkey, do you mean football?
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2014 03:54 pm
@PUNKEY,
You leave Frank out of it.
http://www.essexchronicle.co.uk/images/localworld/ugc-images/276422/Article/images/19562073/5096370-large.jpg
ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2014 04:37 pm
@izzythepush,
Is he a local player?




is he one if yours or the other team's?
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2014 04:47 pm
@ossobuco,
Like a lot of us he has his own fansite.
http://www.frankbruno.co.uk/
ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2014 04:54 pm
@izzythepush,
Ah ha. The Frank Bruno I've read was a longtime restaurant critic for the New York Times.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2014 01:30 am
@ossobuco,
It can't be easy eating a meal with gloves like that.
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