Meanwhile Michael ran upstairs and hung his baby out the window to the cheers of his admirers.
O.J. quietly tiptoed away from the cops, losing himself in the crowd.
Moments later OJ was spotted by a helicopter crew pedalling a tricycle down the freeway and the cops followed in mad pursuit.
BBB
The piano tuner ordered everyone out of the music room and he returned to fixing the B flat note; he ran his hands across the key board and listed for any key still out of tune.
Meanwhile, the sherif was discovering the joys of spanking as the crowd became more and more aroused...
The piano tuner looked up, shook his head at the silliness of the world, and dropped a finger on B flat, letting the note resound into the vast empty room.
The End.
Next story.
Kicky had just taken a big chomp out of his bacon cheeseburger, squirting mustard out onto the floor of the crowded subway car, when his eye caught sight of the kindly old gentleman, smiling and petting a large Capybara, sitting directly across from him.
(OK, the horny sherif can be a sequel)
Kicky, wondering if the old man knew much about large capybaras, asked him if the capy had mated with a certain, Austrlian bunny...
(I'm sorry, I was just getting sick of that damned piano tuner)
"Why yes", he said, "as have I, and she is presently fat and toothless, and waiting for me at the ranch."
Well Kicky, having always thought of himself as urbane and sophisticated, collapsed at the thought, although he was secretly intrigued....
(Kicky--just thinking of movie rights...)
"Dude," the large, very large man said to Kicky, "You got mustard on my shoes and whatcha going to do about it right now?"
Kicky stood up menacingly.
ASs Kicky stood up menacingly, the capy started licking the mustard off the very large man's shoe, slurpingly.
"slurpingly?"
OK, I guess I knew that capys can do that.
Mrs. Otis folded her newspaper, crawled to the shoes, and began a ferocious fight with the capybara for the last slurps of mustard.
Kicky sat back down menacingly.
Larry David entered the subway car at the next stop, followed by a bumbling film crew.
The film crew looks at Kicky, "Was that Grey Poupon?
Suddenly, the rest of the passengers, realize that Kicky is.....the SOUP NAZI.....
