As officers followed the sound of feminine chanting and the wafting effluvia of jasmine, Mr. Brown arched an eyebrow, and nodding condescendingly, dressed and exited.
Buddy followed him home, limping all the way.
Aaw, now that was a sweet story.
Imagine Romeo and Juliet being written to-day...
Romeo pulling up to the projects in his brand new Iroc shouting "Hey Joolie, my chiquita banana, it's loverboy, get yer sweet ass down here already!"
Exiting his car, Romeo is drenched by a pail full of pungent urine.
"There goes the neighbourhood," he thought.
Hmm, mine works with both Romeo and Milburton...how shall we proceed?
Go on wit the romeo stuff. I edited mine out.
While smelling somewhat goatish, Romeo was dead-set on gettin' some that night. "Hey Joolie! If you don't get down here right now, urine trouble!" Romeo snickered at his clever pun.
<sorry, I didn't see Milburton>
The pail on the fourth floor balcony was pulled from view, and the small, round head of Julia's mother, Dominica Rodriguez, appeared in it's place, "I tole you my daughter will have nothing to do with you!"
She then went back into her house and said to Joolia, 'that man will never be good enough for you; he has fluffy dice in his car.'
A fat hairy man in his late forties appeared in a window across the street, wearing an old stained tank top, and shaking his fist at Romeo, "QUIET DOWN OR I WILL GET MY SHOTGUN YOU IDIOT!"
Just then, a frail knock at the door admitted a thin Mrs. Otis, who, oddly, asked for food.
Ms Otis, a 25 auto in the garter holding up the yarn darned stockings, sunbonnet perched atilt on her head and a brick in her needle point tote and a glare in her eyes, let fly. "So it goes" she said taking her first step into the foyer.
I'm pushing vials of poison, she said.
"Uh, hey Ms Otis, sorry I missed English class yesterday, and our lunch," Romeo said sheepishly.
Dominica grabbed a frying pan, featuring frying eggplant, and began bashing at Romeo, who ran circles around the gun-weilding Mrs. Otis.
"Man, you ladies be crazy, one day I'm gonna bust a Capulet in yo ass," yelled Romeo.
