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Michael Jackson's appearance did it! End of story.
NEW STORY:
The piano tuner spent six hours in the house trying to tune the old spinet, but the B flat refused to respond to his guidance with the turning bar, leaving him mystified as to what was causing the problem.
and then he found that Michael had left a tricycle parked inside the spinet.
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The piano tuner carefully lifted the pad of the B flat and, to his astonishment, found the long missing piece of Michael Jackson's nose stuck to the bottom.
He picked it up and looked at it, thinking about how cute Michael had been during his "Off The Wall" album, a platinum copy of which was hung in the hallway with the rest of Michael's platinum records.
The piano tuner sighed deeply, wondering how his brilliant career as a soloist had come down to this: repairing a pedophile's instrument...perhaps he should return to playing in whorehouses, it paid better.
or run for elective office.
Just then there was a knock at the front door.
there stood Liberace and Elvis, hand in hand, they'd come to give Michael more advice on his wardrobe.
The piano tuner's eyes opened wide in shock--"Oh my god, I thought you guys were dead!"
nah - we just look embalm ... er well preserved ... they said, this is our new business, wardrobe advice for the lovelorn.
Suddenly, the piano tuner realized he really WAS in Neverland.
Liberace sat down and played an undescribably moving version of Jackson's "Billie Jean," so that the poor tuner could not help but recall his brief, passionate, bittersweet affair with tennis legend Billie Jean King, the same affair that persuaded Billie to explore her lesbian urges and eventually swear off men forever, and a tear fell from his eye with last note, which Liberace, foot on the damper, let resound through the room for long seconds.
meanwhile , through the spy camera installed in the mickey phone , Elton John watched as everyone convinced themselves 'it really WAS Micheal's nose they found a piece of .........knowing the truth he laughed.
Elton, knowing the whereabouts of so many of Michael's spare parts, wondered when they would realize just what it was they were holding, nay, handling...even fondling.........
The piano tuner gave the piece of nose (or what he thought was nose) to Elvis, who turned it over and over in his hands, saying "Hmmm, it looks somewhat "veigny" to be a piece of nose, doesn't it?"
The King took a sniff and a lick and said "Hold on there fella, this ain't no nose."
Just then, all heads turned at a high-pitched womanly scream coming from Michael's bedroom.
The scream came from a cryogenically preserved -liz taylor- head. She just descovered Micheals parody of carmen sandiego under his bed entitled " where are micheal's black body parts now?"...she still thinks he REALLY is white 55+ years after her initial death in 1932.
Michael was visibly upset AND SAID "Liz, how can you be so cruel....I only lost my blackness when I started wearing your 'White Diamonds' perfume."
<One sentence at a time boys. One sentence at a time.>
