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Scarlet stomped around the table, carrying a sign "Ban Legumes in Savannah!"
Rhett said Frankly my dear I don't give a French Franc
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Melanie smiled sweetly at Rhett, "Now you be a darlin gentleman or I will put a plug up yer stinkin butt!"
Scarlett was desperate...the neocons were invading the Atlanta suburb where she stayed with her demented Aunt Pittypat (advanced Alzheimer's), the Range Rover had a dead battery, Melanie was in labor, and the paramedics hadn't arrived.
Ashley had an idea to stop the neocons: "Gas warfare...then they too will be gone with the wind. Now go whip up a mess of curried cabbage."
Ms Otis regrets lighting a match.
Rhett was in the barn having his way with the milk maid.
Which curdled Scarlette no end but buttered her scone nicely.
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Suddenly, four Union soldiers burst through the barn door.
When she found out she tore off her clothes and made a beeline to the barn inorder to participate in a threesome
Ashley yelled out "To your posts men, bare-assed and ready to fire!"
After firing several times they were so spent they needed quite some time to reload. That is when they were attacked from behind.
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Mammy and Prissy lunged at the soldiers, whacking them with the best cast iron skillets from the kitchen.
A horse, curled in the hay nearby, whinnied with condescension at the men and their small man-genitals, and resumed swatting flies with his tail, and with an air of superiority, the arrogant bastard.
The horse got up lazily and thought to itself, "not only do you all have tiny genitals, you have no idea what a real fart is either, maybe I should demonstrate the power of a true hay-driven sonic boom followed by an enormous stinky poop, that'll learn ya'll good."
If this keeps up the story will be XXX rated.
All of a sudden there was another knock at the barn door. "Let us in, it's the FCC."
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Scarlet brought a pot beans into the barn, fed them to the stupid big mouth horse, who exploded with the largest fart in Georgia's history, blowing everyone in the County to smithereens.
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The door flew open and to everyones surprise...it wasnt the FCC..it was micheal jackson screaming at the top of his lungs "" I know I didnt do it and I know that ignorant horse cant say I did because I know for a FACT.. the horse doesnt have the balls to do it"...... then Micheal moonwalks upstairs to find Scarlett and Liz Taylor 69.
Michael was devistated when he realized he couldn't count to 69 without taking his socks off.
