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A Story told one sentence at a time

 
 
au1929
 
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Reply Mon 31 May, 2004 02:19 pm
Domenica was furious, vowed to catch Emilio and fix his plumbing.
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Sofia
 
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Reply Mon 31 May, 2004 02:21 pm
Which proved she was not all that caring a mother, dead daughter and all.
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 31 May, 2004 02:26 pm
As the group crowded into Julia's bedroom to see her apparently lifeless body for themselves, Romeo discovered a letter in Julia's handwriting sitting on top of her DVD player, addressed to himself.
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Sofia
 
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Reply Mon 31 May, 2004 02:30 pm
"Romeo", it read, "I have planned to die of heartbreak because of my mother's refusal to let me marry you, or even pet heavily...."
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 31 May, 2004 02:53 pm
Ha, ha, ha, ha, said Ossobuco when she heard that, knowing full well that Domenica herself was in love with Romeo..
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 31 May, 2004 03:28 pm
...and had been carrying on a torrid affair with her daughter's boyfriend for over a year.

(That didn't count, I was finishing osso's sentence...)

The letter continued, "...so I've taken a couple of roofies to make everyone think I'm dead...I'm NOT! REALLY! I SWEAR!...Meet you at Starbucks at 10:30 tonite, I've got the tickets!"
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Sofia
 
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Reply Mon 31 May, 2004 05:23 pm
Alas, the jig was up, because Romeo is slow-witted, and unable to read silently.
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 31 May, 2004 10:17 pm
Dominica shook her daughter until she awoke, then (right there in front of God and everybody) told Julia about her own relationship with Romeo, causing the slow-witted boyfriend to have a massive coronary and die of embarrassment on the spot.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 31 May, 2004 10:20 pm
Julia was in shock. "That's it, momma, I'm going back to Leonard Bernstein!"
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 31 May, 2004 10:37 pm
Meanwhile, on the balcony, Leonard tapped his baton...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 31 May, 2004 10:39 pm
Leonard was in the street below, playing with the guys and dolls.
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 31 May, 2004 10:56 pm
As Leonard was heading to the West Side, Joolia realized that Igor was a hulking, bulky (in all the right places) bull of a man.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 31 May, 2004 11:13 pm
"What's the Story?" said Igor.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 31 May, 2004 11:24 pm
"I smell the rites of spring in the air," said Leonard, slyly.
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 31 May, 2004 11:25 pm
Joolia, looking from Igor to Lenny, seemed torn at the choices, but told Igor to come along with Lenny (a threesome suddenly seemed such a good idea) warning him to watch out for the Jets.
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Vivien
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jun, 2004 07:46 am
mad bad leroy arrived leading the jets in that very sexy dance and ....
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jun, 2004 09:21 pm
...they all tap dance down the street singing "I Feel Pretty" as the curtain falls.


Next story idea: GONE WITH THE WIND
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jun, 2004 09:23 pm
<Eva's gonna be sorry>

Pffftttt! "Ohh, that was a wing-dinger, but my gas bloat is finally gone with the wind," said Clark over a large plate of beans.
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jun, 2004 10:19 pm
Oh, Lord.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jun, 2004 10:22 pm
Oh ****, that is so funny Cav Laughing Laughing Laughing
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