"Romeo....whereTF are you," the rather throaty voice called from the back of the bustling apartment.
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Sun 30 May, 2004 08:43 pm
Romeo, wanting to grab Joolie and get out of there, first turned to Ms. Otis and said, Ms. Otis, I regret not going to lunch today, it's just that I was momentarily incapacitated.
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Eva
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Sun 30 May, 2004 10:33 pm
Ms. Otis gazed at the youth's bronzed, muscled frame longingly and realized she had regrets of her own.
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Vivien
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Mon 31 May, 2004 04:29 am
At this point mad-bad-leroy, Julia's brother arrived in a towering rage.
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au1929
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Mon 31 May, 2004 08:32 am
Someone had apparently taken his stash.
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Sofia
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Mon 31 May, 2004 08:40 am
Leroy quickly disarmed Mrs. Otis, and turning the gun on Romeo, stated menacingly, "Unless you have a dime bag of Sensimillia--I'm gonna send you to Hell, Jose."
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ossobuco
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Mon 31 May, 2004 09:20 am
The street scene in Verona was boisterous, as gawkers gathered and started to lay bets.
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Eva
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Mon 31 May, 2004 09:48 am
"I didn't take it, but you can have mine," Romeo said and quickly threw a bag over to Leroy, trying to avoid trouble with Julie's notoriously bad-tempered relatives.
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Sofia
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Mon 31 May, 2004 11:17 am
Leroy caught the bag, and tripped over Mrs. Otis, who knelt on the floor, scarfing fried eggplant matter.
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cavfancier
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Mon 31 May, 2004 11:23 am
"Don't think I'm done with you yet, Romeo and Leroy, it's just a little acid reflux, I'll be fine in a minute."
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realjohnboy
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Mon 31 May, 2004 11:28 am
Rossi and Guilden from upstairs walked in with their yapping dog and, totally oblivious to the chaos asked if anyone had any Vaseline; to which all of the other characters responded by hurling dishes, eggplant and screams of "Out, out and you, too, damn Spot!"
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Sofia
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Mon 31 May, 2004 11:30 am
Dominica gestured with the dripping pan, "My daughter is promised to Emilio Sanchez, of the wealthy Sanchez familia, who has a trust fund!!!!"
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cavfancier
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Mon 31 May, 2004 11:42 am
Romeo yelled out "Trust fund? Trust ME, there ain't no stinking fund!"
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ossobuco
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Mon 31 May, 2004 11:46 am
Suddenly all present burst into song.
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Sofia
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Mon 31 May, 2004 11:48 am
Out in the piazza, a dark car screeches to a stop in the street, and thin figures emerged.
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cavfancier
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Mon 31 May, 2004 12:12 pm
Thin indeed...too thin to be human....they were...aliens! Romeo spread his arms in joy. "Ola my Mexican brothers!"
"We are here to help you, friend. Tell us what you need."
<okay, more than one sentence, sue me >
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Sofia
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Mon 31 May, 2004 12:59 pm
In Dominica's apt, all chorus:
The martians want our Joolia
Our lovely, lovely Joolia!
Eggplant Parmesiana
What's a girl to dooo-lia!?
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au1929
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Mon 31 May, 2004 01:57 pm
No! No! Not aliens but Desdemona the dominatrix and her assistant Igor.
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Eva
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Mon 31 May, 2004 02:12 pm
Desdemona handed Dominica a letter from Emilio Sanchez, saying he had eloped to Massachusetts with Juan Pedro, Romeo's cousin, whereupon Domenica cried, "Neither the martians nor any of those liberal Mexicans can have my precious Joolia...she should marry a nice Italian boy!"
(edited for spelling)
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Sofia
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Mon 31 May, 2004 02:19 pm
As Dominica ran to her daughter's room, it was discovered she had met with her demise!
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