Right is what I'm half of with the rest being left. What I can't understand, being right-handed, is why my left testicle is more virile than my right one judging on outward appearences.
Velvet economic systems are all very well in certain circumstances. You couldn't make pneumatic drills out of velvet because the roads would be full of potholes and the circumstances where velvet comes into its own would be more difficult to access and that would be no good.
( It had struck me that my left testicle was an extension of my brain.)
Compulsory preliminaries are often necessary with estimable ladies of refined education. They can be quite tiresome and have a nasty habit of increasing in severity if one doesn't put one's foot down.
Bickering can be tiresome, but also really fun if you know someone well enough to say what you think without fear of it being taken personally or held against you. Today I said, 'I don't care what you think,' to a friend who was telling me what he thought and although I surprised even myself with my unchecked honesty (I didn't need to hear what he thought because I'd already made up my mind to do it my way, and didn't want to be diverted) I was relieved when he laughed- so I did too- bringing the bickering to an amiable halt.
"Halt! Who goes there?" is what we were trained to shout when we heard some rustling in the bushes. Nowadays I tend to think when I hear that sound that it is a young, unmarried couple testing out whether they are tempermentally compatible.
Compatible energy levels in the people involved, are more important to the success of a relationship than many other factors. And compatible does not necessarily imply comparable or similar.
Similar personalities can have long, comfortable relationships, if both placid, or fiery if both aggressive. I get a kick out of seeing couples spark off each other but also capable of co-operation.
Cooperation is necessary in almost any arena. Even competitions necessitate cooperation when it comes down to it ; how could a winner be decided if contestants didn't cooperate and follow the rules?
That must mean that you do not benefit from making mutton look like lamb. And the industries that do, not to mention the mutton itself, turns over billions of dollars in every year.