Subjects like secret love trysts, illigitimate children, deflowering on tartan rugs can be very touchy. The juicy details of such affairs can be better left alone.
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spendius
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Tue 17 Jul, 2007 05:50 pm
Alone I am adrift amidst the stars. The bloody pub was empty again.
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Dutchy
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Tue 17 Jul, 2007 05:53 pm
Again I'm sorry to hear that 'spendi'. Why don't you try an Aussie pub for a change, they're always full and no doubt you will be the star.
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lesleygow
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Tue 17 Jul, 2007 06:37 pm
Star light, star bright, first star I see in sight.
Wish I may, wish I might, beat Dutchy to the pub tonight!
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Dutchy
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Tue 17 Jul, 2007 09:31 pm
Tonight you have no chance my dear newbie. My new date promised me the time of my life.
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TTH
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Tue 17 Jul, 2007 10:02 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you gonna get"
quote by Tom Hanks
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Dutchy
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Tue 17 Jul, 2007 10:26 pm
Get the picture is often asked in coversation. I maintain a good picture is worth a thousand words.
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McTag
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Tue 17 Jul, 2007 11:07 pm
"Words are all I have, to steal your heart away". Who was it sang that, the Bee Gees probably, they wrote and sang a lot way back when.
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Dutchy
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Tue 17 Jul, 2007 11:48 pm
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling is a lighthearted song in tribute to Ireland. It was first published in 1912, and was used as the opening song on the radio show Duffy's Tavern.
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Dogz
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Wed 18 Jul, 2007 12:22 am
Tavern up the road maintain they are child-friendly establishment, therefore are not putting in pokies etc. However, they take 40 mins to serve a meal at lunchtime...not real child friendly when you have 2 hungry, restless young children at the table demanding their food!
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Dutchy
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Wed 18 Jul, 2007 12:33 am
Food for thought required here. Why not find another venue which is much more to your liking and gives you fast and friendly service?
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spendius
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Wed 18 Jul, 2007 07:05 am
Service with a smile is my motto. Nowadays, though, it is not as effective as it used to be.
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Mathos
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Wed 18 Jul, 2007 11:44 am
Be-have yourself Spendius you thick stupid gobbin, you won't get service with a smile in your pub. Blouses buttoned to the neck, politically correct, no smoking, no farting and no congregating in groups above three people!
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spendius
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Wed 18 Jul, 2007 05:42 pm
PEOPLE!!!!!!. Don't talk to me about bloody people; I'm up to here with people.
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lax22
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Wed 18 Jul, 2007 08:14 pm
chizo is bathroom in chinese
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Dutchy
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Wed 18 Jul, 2007 08:42 pm
People denotes a group of humans. The term people can collectively refer to all humans or it can be used to identify the citizens of a nation, or members of a tribe, ethnic, or religious group.
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Mathos
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Thu 19 Jul, 2007 10:51 am
Group them all together if that is your desire. We all originate from the same family, don't we?
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spendius
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Thu 19 Jul, 2007 11:26 am
We most certainly don't. You obviously originate from the tree of the presbytis frontata bollockscratcherius of the lowest rift valley whereas I can trace my lineage directly to the Queen of Heaven.
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Francis
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Thu 19 Jul, 2007 12:12 pm
Heaven forbid! It would mean you're my son..
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Mathos
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Thu 19 Jul, 2007 12:36 pm
Son, could Spendi really be anybody's son? OK Francis, you dumped him at birth and now you want him back...Yippeee