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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jul, 2007 05:27 pm
Yippeee!! is what the production staff of the BBC programme shouted in unison when it transpired that one of their number had won the first prize for the tenth time last week. "It was just a coincidence", said a spokeser who was expert in keeping a straight face.
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lesleygow
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jul, 2007 07:09 pm
Face each day as if it were your last. But don't spend all your money just in case it isn't.
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:50 am
Isn't it strange that the BBC haven't been subjected to a dawn raid on suspicion of conspiracy to defraud? Perhaps keeping London property prices bouyant is a higher priority.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 03:59 am
Priority cases will be marked as priority cases if they need to be dealt with urgently. However, cases are often stalled by smart lawyers asking the Courts for lengthy adjournments.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2007 09:45 am
Adjournments are often suggested by bladder filled lawyers at the publics expense. The best to solve a complicated trial is by ordeal, stick them on the ducking stool I say.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jul, 2007 02:36 am
Saying that is pretty bloody inspirational Mathos! If I was wearing a cap, I'd doff it.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jul, 2007 02:48 am
It is lucky I live on a hill. I have no floods.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jul, 2007 03:40 am
Floods are cause havoc in the UK at the moment. Heart rendering TV scenes are flooding into our lounge room presently.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jul, 2007 05:39 pm
Presently many northerners are jumping up and down with glee watching southern fat-cats moaning about the sewage being three foot deep in their stylish residences. It's disgraceful I know but that's the sense I get in the pub.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 04:54 pm
Pub is a place I don't often visit nowadays. What do you think of a Government that has raised the price of a pint from 6 cents to over
Five Dollars, screwing the working man!!! Twisted Evil
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 04:58 pm
Man, that is really serious ****. Six cents to five dollars suggests to me that it's time you stormed the legislative building.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 05:05 pm
Building up their own big superannuations is what they are doing. A pint rises every 6 months in line with the consumer price index, hence the obscene cost of the workingman's favourite ale!
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 05:16 pm
Ale is the only real solace a working man has. A nice old-fasioned wife used to be even better but where can you find one of those delightful creatures now.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 05:26 pm
Now, now, now come on 'spendi', things aren't that bad. Even here on a2k you can find some very delightful creatures.
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 05:37 pm
Creatures is what they are too according to Darwin's wonderful theory. I'm just an old fuddy-duddy who doesn't know any longer which way up is.
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lezzles
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 06:11 pm
Is it so surprising some people feel so 'out of it' these days? They, of course, are the ones who should have waded into the nearest tar pits like the rest of the dinosaurs.
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 12:24 am
Dinosaurs were much more successful than man, in terms of length of stay. However, it's possible that quality was lacking.
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 05:29 am
Lacking an inferiority complex and a nervous disposition I am very difficult to manipulate. I realise this makes me unpopular but the self-preservation instinct has priority over the others.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 06:04 am
Others, especially others like me, probably view you as a gormless oink from the Moors around Ilkley, the Yanks don't really understand you are comparable to their Ozark Hillbillies. It's a bugger when you've no wisdom of your own to fall back on isn't it?
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jul, 2007 07:26 am
It is a bit I'll admit. I wish I could find someone who had wisdom to impart but unfortunately that's just wishful thinking in the circles I thrash around in.
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