Yippeee!! is what the production staff of the BBC programme shouted in unison when it transpired that one of their number had won the first prize for the tenth time last week. "It was just a coincidence", said a spokeser who was expert in keeping a straight face.
Face each day as if it were your last. But don't spend all your money just in case it isn't.
Isn't it strange that the BBC haven't been subjected to a dawn raid on suspicion of conspiracy to defraud? Perhaps keeping London property prices bouyant is a higher priority.
Priority cases will be marked as priority cases if they need to be dealt with urgently. However, cases are often stalled by smart lawyers asking the Courts for lengthy adjournments.
Adjournments are often suggested by bladder filled lawyers at the publics expense. The best to solve a complicated trial is by ordeal, stick them on the ducking stool I say.
Saying that is pretty bloody inspirational Mathos! If I was wearing a cap, I'd doff it.
It is lucky I live on a hill. I have no floods.
Floods are cause havoc in the UK at the moment. Heart rendering TV scenes are flooding into our lounge room presently.
Presently many northerners are jumping up and down with glee watching southern fat-cats moaning about the sewage being three foot deep in their stylish residences. It's disgraceful I know but that's the sense I get in the pub.
Pub is a place I don't often visit nowadays. What do you think of a Government that has raised the price of a pint from 6 cents to over
Five Dollars, screwing the working man!!!
Man, that is really serious ****. Six cents to five dollars suggests to me that it's time you stormed the legislative building.
Building up their own big superannuations is what they are doing. A pint rises every 6 months in line with the consumer price index, hence the obscene cost of the workingman's favourite ale!
Ale is the only real solace a working man has. A nice old-fasioned wife used to be even better but where can you find one of those delightful creatures now.
Now, now, now come on 'spendi', things aren't that bad. Even here on a2k you can find some very delightful creatures.
Creatures is what they are too according to Darwin's wonderful theory. I'm just an old fuddy-duddy who doesn't know any longer which way up is.
Is it so surprising some people feel so 'out of it' these days? They, of course, are the ones who should have waded into the nearest tar pits like the rest of the dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs were much more successful than man, in terms of length of stay. However, it's possible that quality was lacking.
Lacking an inferiority complex and a nervous disposition I am very difficult to manipulate. I realise this makes me unpopular but the self-preservation instinct has priority over the others.
Others, especially others like me, probably view you as a gormless oink from the Moors around Ilkley, the Yanks don't really understand you are comparable to their Ozark Hillbillies. It's a bugger when you've no wisdom of your own to fall back on isn't it?
It is a bit I'll admit. I wish I could find someone who had wisdom to impart but unfortunately that's just wishful thinking in the circles I thrash around in.