Isn't it amazing how confusion can reign supreme when everybody is drinking high levels of alcohol! Have you ever done anything really foolish whilst intoxicated?
Yet today the opportunity has arisen, you have just won first prize! Remove all of your clothes and report to my cave for the presentation.
Presentation is everything. Who said that?
That is a simple way of avoiding your duty. Are you always to be found naked in the boudoir?
Boudoir is a word serving many purposes, like the philosophy. Usually it's a biscuit you dip in the champagne.
Champagne 2007 will be rare as so much of the crop has been ruined by rain. Luckily I am happy with Australian fizz.
Fizz is a word that sounds to me like geez. What a character!
Character is the term used for a Chinese ideogram. Like many words used a lot by Chinese when speaking English, it is difficult to say, as the R is often rendered as an L.
L'Oreal Melbourne Festival was a huge success. The 2007 L'Oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival Business Seminar brought to Melbourne global experts who presented the latest insight into understanding the new era in fashion.
Fashion changes as regular as clockwork. Have you seen the new en vogue girls in the Russian airline advertisment?
Advertisement copy is easy to write but somehow the really good phrases and jingles are few and far between. Likewise the catchy names of products.
Products have got out of hand. It is such hard work trying to use them all in order to keep the economy going.
Going to the pub shortly to enjoy a pint or two. Anybody interested in joining me for a good Aussie drop?
Drop the oxymorons, why don't you. Does anyone else think that the words "good" "aussie" and "drop" should ever appear together in a sentence, unless the topic is cricket?
Cricket is a game, played so perfectly by the Aussie bronzed athletes, that no one in the world can touch us. The same goes for our beer, no one can touch us when it comes to a drop of pureley brewed Aussie ale.
Ale? Purely brewed? Aussie? You're doing it again. Mind you, whilst your coloured water is fermenting away in those chemically washed Aussie stainless steel beer vats, you can always boast that there is some form of culture down there, even if it is only of the microbial strain. Do you serve it extra chilled in order to paralyze the tastebuds of the consumer so they won't be tempted to spit it out? There once was a retiree from the Aylesbury Brewery Company over here, who confessed to having peed in the beer vats at least once a day during his forty years as an employee. When he left, the sales went down considerably. Are there a lot of Aussies living in and around Aylesbury, do you know? Maybe they all suddenly changed back to the amber nectar after his retirement, as they missed that distinctive taste of home.
Home is not Aylesbury my dear friend. Having admired your great writing skills, may I now respectfully remind you this is a 2 sentence thread.
Thread is a thin strand of silk or cotton or wool and suchlike not excluding fibres made from fossil fuels. It can be woven to make basques, knickers, petticoats, brassiers, stockings, garters, often elasticated, and nighties as well as other items of a more profane nature.
"Nature and composition of the mind" is a chapter of a work bi Titus Carus: Of the nature of things. One of my preferred subjects..
