Auchtermuchty? Isn't it the place where a windfarm is going to be built?
Built to Spill is an American indie rock band based in Boise, Idaho. They have recorded a number of albums, their latest being," You in reverse".
"reverse your position now ! " . that is my advice to you .
You seem to be a comedian. Perhaps I'm wrong and you are really a head shrinker.
Shrinkers of woollen garments can render most jumpers absolutely useless. Whereas stretchers are intrinsically useful.
Useful appliances are a feature of modern society. Drinking out of arty goblets for example is not as good as drinking out of pint pots until after the first six have gone down.
Down the gurgler with six or more pints? That must be enough to give you one giant hangover.
Hangover to a condition of well-being. That transition can be a bit rocky at times!
Times around the world all differ. Whilst it is noon in my part in the world, in London it is 1.30 in the morning.
Morning is just ending here in Switzerland and my hosts' wonderful son is making a delicious lunch. If I stayed here longer I'd be unable even to waddle.
Waddle means to walk with shorts steps swinging the forepart of the body from side to side. Are you suggesting you start to look like a duck?
Duck is very nice if you don't mind how awful it tastes and its chewy texture. I prefer them quacking myself and watching them paddle along with a few chicks behind.
behind every good man stands an even better women .
the proof of this can be seen by looking at bill and hilary clinton . :wink:
Clinton (born William Jefferson Blyth) was the 42nd President of the United States, serving from 1993 to 2001. Whilst in office he survived a lurid scandal.
scandal after scandal , that's what makes the news every day . we complain when scandals are being reported and we complain when scandals are not being reported .
Reported I was to the officer of the watch for being asleep on duty. I was sentenced to be shot at dawn but I hired a good lawyer and he talked me out of it.
It sounds to good to be true. Sure you haven't had one to many tonight?
Tonight, tonight. What can you say?
Say nothing, see nothing, hear nothing. Can you beat that?
That is the most bizarre thing I've read today, chicks waddling behind a duck indeed. Contrary to opinion expressed above, my favourite dish (this month) is crispy duck shredded and eaten on pancakes, Chinese style.