Matter is what we used to call that greeny-yellow pus, like smegma only more runny, that oozes out of pustules and boils and blackheads and festering wounds and such like. It isn't a very tasteful word to leave on a thread like this now is it?
It is a fact that the average American ate 22 pounds of salty snacks in 1994. Salty snacks are implicated in heart disease and similar ailments.
Ailments are the profoundest pisser known to mankind and they are all the more profound for those best protected from them. To avoid them it is best to lead a healthy life of virtue and abstinence from all temptations.
Temptations add spice and variety to life, and if there weren't any it would be too boring. Unless you were a Buddhist monk.
Monk has a son who plays drums; I saw this in my New Yorker magazine. He is currently appearing in The Apple with his combo.
Combo boxes are a user interface control GUI element. They are a combination of a drop-down list or list box and a single-line textbox, allowing the user to either type a value directly into the control, or choose from the list of existing options.
Options are the keys to freedom. They prevent people from stirring.
Stirring Christmas pudding is something of a tradition in certain British households. You are supposed to make a wish as you stir.
Stir frying is an English umbrella term used to describe two fast Chinese cooking techniques, chǎo and bào. The two techniques differ in their speed of execution, the amounts of heat used, and the amount tossing done to cook the food in the wok
Wok awound the Cwock, by Biww Hawey and his Comets, was a big hit in the 50s. In fact, it could be said to mark the start of an era.
Era is a word used in English since 1615, derived from Late Latin aera "an era or epoch from which time is reckoned." Probably identical to Latin æra "counters used for calculation," plural of æs "brass, money".
Money, contrary to the popular saying, is not the root of all evil. It is very handy because you can go to the pub and swap it for pint pots of lovely, frothy and refreshing John Smith's Extra Smooth.
Smooth John Smith's beer is not, in any shape or form, a great ale. Most people find it tasteless, personally I would not wash my feet in it, nor my hands for that matter.
Matter mate is not a subject fit to be discussed on a thread like this. It is much too disgusting.
Disgusting is an emotion that is typically associated with things that are perceived as unclean, inedible or infectious. Matter is defined as the substance or what things are in common use, no mention of anything objectionable.
Objectionable items, such as anything unclean, inedible or infectious should be avoided at all costs. They have a propensity to cause untold hardship and other unfortunate effects too multitudinous to list in a short post such as this.
This makes a lot of sense. Many people will probably argue Spendi is wrong, but I for one will give him a vote of confidence.
Confidence tricksters have now invaded respectable television. Richard and Judy have been accused of pickpocketing the educationally challenged.
Challenged for the Ashes England flew to Australia to defend its trophy. Sadly the tour was a white-wash as the boys from Oz regained the little cup.
cup of tea at 5 o'clock . that's my idea of a nice afternoon .
