What is with you people?

That cartoon was funny. I'm stealing it.

You're right, it's about the Universe. Talking about anything big makes people assume you're talking about yourself, though. It's an ego thing.

I think America should change its bird to "The Bald Ego".

Damn, this is the fun page today. I'm also stealing the "Bald Ego" thing.

Pentagon + White House anagram (I'll show you how many times I failed making one).

An anagram for o + u would be "**** Hang On; Wet Pee - i

enaon eWi oe

Shut The Pong (okay too many e's)

ngon ou

Sheep Eat With (okay too many n's).

et h os

Weanie Hut Pong Ethos

YES I DID IT - White House + Pentagon anagram!

They're both a weanie hut, and they both play pong with their ethos. WOO!

:< I spelled weenie wrong, damn it. Back to the drawing board.

A Weenie Hut Ethos Pong (switched ethos and pong, because Ethos Pong sounds like a game and Pong Ethos sounds like bad English).

SUCK IT ANAGRAM. I GOT YOU NOW.

No offense, but I think I'll be OK with just the Bald Ego thing for now...

Oh, I wasn't trying to be funny.

I just wanted to make the anagram. My friend's been trolling me with anagrams lately, and it felt right. I already copy and pasted it and sent it to him while he was sleeping, so all is good.

Have you tried this: http://wordsmith.org/anagram/ ?

I wanted to make one originally, which is exactly the opposite purpose of that site.

You have a lot more energy than I do, I think. If I can't figure one out in 5 minutes, I'm done.

UR SO NEGATIVE!!!!

Atoms can be negative or positive - both are important for life.

Negativity is not a bad thing - I use negativity with sophistication.

Atoms, by definition, don't have a charge. If they gain or lose an electron, they become ions.

One eyed mind is posting stoned.

Actually,

Atoms can be negatively/positively charged.

When they are charged, they are called "ions".

I still think scientists should have instead said "atom+" and "atom-", not "ion" for both. It's really silly what they did to the labels in science.