@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:And rescued the princess, and climbed the beanstalk...
BETTER than that,
he prevented Saddam from nuking my favorite port city.
For years, I knew that half-starving Russian nuclear scientists
were right next door to that homicidal maniac
with a grudge against us for Kuwait, and I knew that
Saddam had money from his oil.
I feel more secure now.