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kickycan
 
Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 12:43 pm
In a shocking display at the Vatican today, a man, claiming to be a disciple of God, shoved a baby at the Pope, who proceeded to eat the little toddler in front of a crowd of worshippers.

The incident has sparked worldwide outrage, and is being touted by muslim leaders as proof of the "barbarity of the Christian infidels".

When questioned about the incident, the pope said, "Mmmm, tastes just like chicken."

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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 12:45 pm
LMAO! However, I had no idea that the pope was Jewish.
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husker
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 01:14 pm
You mean tastes like childken ??
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 01:18 pm
I didn't know Burger King still gave away hats.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 01:46 pm
That's why he's against abortion: Supply and demand, you know.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 01:47 pm
You can't see it in the photo, but in his raised hand is a bottle of ketchup.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 01:58 pm
either that, or he's orderin' another one...
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 02:00 pm
According to my sources, that's the fifth one he's eaten this month. In his old age he may have lost his mind, but not his appetite.
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fishin
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 02:01 pm
Why is that priest in the lower left-hand corner fondling the baby's butt? Will they never learn? Surprised
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 02:01 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
either that, or he's orderin' another one...


Or bidding in a very strange auction....
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 02:04 pm
Quote:
Why is that priest in the lower left-hand corner fondling the baby's butt? Will they never learn? Surprised

bcos he's a vulcan priest Exclamation
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 02:12 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
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Why is that priest in the lower left-hand corner fondling the baby's butt? Will they never learn? Surprised

bcos he's a vulcan priest Exclamation


His ears aren't THAT pointy Region....I think he's just pervy.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 02:20 pm
note the splayed digits (2 on each side, in the classic "V" formation).
i've scrutinized the photo: he had ear-redux surgery, which caused him to lose control of formerly dormant emotions.
he's a vulcan alright...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 02:22 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
note the splayed digits (2 on each side, in the classic "V" formation).
i've scrutinized the photo: he had ear-redux surgery, which caused him to lose control of formerly dormant emotions.
he's a vulcan alright...


Laughing I just happen to have Trek on right now, and I think you may be right.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 03:25 pm
Vulcans don't eat meat.
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mysteryman
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 04:04 pm
dlowan wrote:
Vulcans don't eat meat.


romulans do,and they are genetically linked to vulcans,and they look like vulcans.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 04:09 pm
So the Pope is a Romulan?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 04:15 pm
When in Rome....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 04:24 pm
However, you filthy Federation peeg, your insulting lies about the noble Romulan people have not gone unnoticed...
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mysteryman
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 05:08 pm
The Romulan people are not worthy of being called exactly what they are,paranoid Vulcans.
Go ahead,sick the Tal Shiar on me.I dont care.
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