Even wives are expensive, my mate got married and he told me later "Wow, I'm a lot worse off money-wise".
And another mate said "My wife's just taken out a £5000 (8000 dollars) loan to enrol on a nursing course, I don't know how we're going to pay it off!"
Haha serves them right, I had more sense than to get hitched myself.
When my sister and her hub got divorced, he suddenly found himself rolling in cash and bought himself a top of the range motorbike..