hello

Hello, Margot. It's been a while. The last time we talked, if I recall correctly, Dick Cheney still wasn't dead.

I was just joshing. I do celebrate my inner goatness and besides that, I thought "nublets" ought to be a word. I was just experimenting with subject-object possibilities. It's a pity you're not a fellow as there's a fun thing to do if you are... at any department or convenience store, right in the midst of your dealings with checkout person, just toss in (look her in the eyes), "My nublets are sore".

Past the "hello" part, have any of you ever been into a bathroom fixture store that caters strickly to the midget demographic? The toilets are so cute.

I don't know what's allowable here, these days. I'm running a series of tests. Your reading of this post will constitute full authorization for you to be used in this testing.

That's before my time.

What are you testing?

That's how he got his date.

Germlat (who I don't think I've met) asks...

"What are you testing?"

Good question. Two things; first, propensity to sexual abandon, probability of and, second, human response to certain words and phrases which, I'm trying to discern, will best enhance the marketing of a product I have produced based on an Amazing Scientific Discovery which will, through use of my guaranteed product, a Revolutionary Dietary Supplement, give you the confidence to argue with The Gods.

Zeustosterone.

Send me $100. Don't delay another day.

I think the sale of psuedo products on a2k is okay - especially for $100 bucks. Do you accept bitcoins?

Jesus christ man. Do you think I'm some kind of mark?

Yeah, that stretches back a ways, for sure.

I've always responded positively to women with low standards.

Zeustosterone is already produced by large numbers of males and females. The side effects seem to ensure a life of life of incompatibility with others. Why would you want to bottle it up? Who would buy it when it's out there for free.

Take it up with The Gods. I dare ya.

Hello you 2. I hope you are enjoy Vancouver Island. Do tell us about your skiing and scuba diving experiences.

Well, it's the Pacific Northwest so it is heaven for five months and a rich suicide-harvest the rest of the year. I'm afraid I've never scuba dived here though I have had hypothermia.

Although he is too modest to admit it, back in his male-model days,
blatham was the model for the original wet suit.

Thanks to the internet, here's first photo of those days ...

being limber is what gets you the babes eh

I think perhaps so, bethie. I always hope it is something more spiritual...

Hello, george. You have me confused with my older brother who was the model for the wet suit. But I did briefly work in Liberace's Beverly Hills home as a jaunty hat-rack.