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hello

 
 
blatham
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2014 05:24 pm
@margo,
Hello, Margot. It's been a while. The last time we talked, if I recall correctly, Dick Cheney still wasn't dead.
blatham
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2014 05:30 pm
@Lash,
Quote:
Hardly sporting for the goat. Yay for the date!!!


I was just joshing. I do celebrate my inner goatness and besides that, I thought "nublets" ought to be a word. I was just experimenting with subject-object possibilities. It's a pity you're not a fellow as there's a fun thing to do if you are... at any department or convenience store, right in the midst of your dealings with checkout person, just toss in (look her in the eyes), "My nublets are sore".
blatham
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2014 06:10 pm
Past the "hello" part, have any of you ever been into a bathroom fixture store that caters strickly to the midget demographic? The toilets are so cute.

I don't know what's allowable here, these days. I'm running a series of tests. Your reading of this post will constitute full authorization for you to be used in this testing.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2014 07:21 pm
@blatham,
blatham wrote:

Hello, Margot. It's been a while. The last time we talked, if I recall correctly, Dick Cheney still wasn't dead.


That's before my time.
Germlat
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2014 07:49 pm
@blatham,
What are you testing?
Lash
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2014 09:19 pm
@blatham,
That's how he got his date.
blatham
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2014 09:42 pm
@Germlat,
Germlat (who I don't think I've met) asks...

"What are you testing?"

Good question. Two things; first, propensity to sexual abandon, probability of and, second, human response to certain words and phrases which, I'm trying to discern, will best enhance the marketing of a product I have produced based on an Amazing Scientific Discovery which will, through use of my guaranteed product, a Revolutionary Dietary Supplement, give you the confidence to argue with The Gods.

Zeustosterone.

Send me $100. Don't delay another day.
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2014 09:50 pm
@blatham,
I think the sale of psuedo products on a2k is okay - especially for $100 bucks. Do you accept bitcoins? Mr. Green
blatham
 
  1  
Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2014 05:50 am
@cicerone imposter,
Jesus christ man. Do you think I'm some kind of mark?
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blatham
 
  1  
Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2014 05:57 am
@Lustig Andrei,
Quote:
That's before my time


Yeah, that stretches back a ways, for sure.

blatham
 
  1  
Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2014 06:09 am
@Lash,
Quote:
That's how he got his date.


I've always responded positively to women with low standards.

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Germlat
 
  2  
Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2014 08:22 am
@blatham,
Zeustosterone is already produced by large numbers of males and females. The side effects seem to ensure a life of life of incompatibility with others. Why would you want to bottle it up? Who would buy it when it's out there for free.
blatham
 
  1  
Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2014 09:24 am
@Germlat,
Take it up with The Gods. I dare ya.
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kajla00007
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2014 12:32 am
@blatham,
Hello you 2. I hope you are enjoy Vancouver Island. Do tell us about your skiing and scuba diving experiences.
blatham
 
  1  
Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2014 07:28 am
@kajla00007,
Well, it's the Pacific Northwest so it is heaven for five months and a rich suicide-harvest the rest of the year. I'm afraid I've never scuba dived here though I have had hypothermia.
George
 
  3  
Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2014 09:17 am
@blatham,
Although he is too modest to admit it, back in his male-model days,
blatham was the model for the original wet suit.
Walter Hinteler
 
  1  
Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2014 09:51 am
@George,
Thanks to the internet, here's first photo of those days ...


http://i1334.photobucket.com/albums/w641/Walter_Hinteler/a_zpsd1603798.jpg
ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2014 09:55 am
@blatham,
blatham wrote:

Yeah, that stretches back a ways, for sure.


being limber is what gets you the babes eh
blatham
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2014 02:10 pm
@ehBeth,
Quote:
being limber is what gets you the babes eh


I think perhaps so, bethie. I always hope it is something more spiritual...

blatham
 
  1  
Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2014 02:16 pm
@George,
Quote:
blatham was the model for the original wet suit.


Hello, george. You have me confused with my older brother who was the model for the wet suit. But I did briefly work in Liberace's Beverly Hills home as a jaunty hat-rack.
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