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@georgeob1,

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very Protestant of you

Yes. The good lord put me here as a counterweight to Antonin Scalia.

@blatham,

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I'll say there are. I recall one time when I was rather young and with a somewhat more mature lady and I was kissing her breasts and then her tummy and heading south and she put her hand below my chin to gently lift my face so she could look me in the eye and said, "Remember, when you get down there, to listen to the little voice'

Quife the experience you have enjoyed.

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@knaivete,

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Quife the experience you have enjoyed.

Actually, the staff at Staples screwed up and sold me a keyboard for fiction and humor writers. I never know what the **** it is going to say. Like this post, for example.

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@blatham,

blatham wrote:

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very Protestant of you

Yes. The good lord put me here as a counterweight to Antonin Scalia.

You're not heavy enough.

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@cicerone imposter,

cicerone imposter wrote:

One problem with sex is that the first realization makes it become a lifelong desire.

Hunger is the best sauce.

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@georgeob1,

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You're not heavy enough.

Relish the moment, george. I won't leave you a lot of easy ones.

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@georgeob1,

george wrote,

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Hunger is the best sauce.

I like mine a tad bit spicy!

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@cicerone imposter,

cicerone imposter wrote:

george wrote,
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Hunger is the best sauce.

I like mine a tad bit spicy!

Ok...that just made me hungry...I'm on a diet, darn it!! And also---you boys are being bad!

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@Germlat,

At my age, it's all imagination! LOL

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

My flabber is being gasted. However I have a small concern here . First Spendi disappears and then Blatham shows up in the very ssame week.

What's the frequency Kenneth?!

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@farmerman,

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@Germlat,

Farmerman's fg is somewhat in the nether world of reality since spendi and blatham have entirely different outlook on life with their variant writing styles.

Farmerman, you have no worries on that score. Trust me on this one! Mr. Green

Sex is a universal topic.

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Long overdue confession. Spendius is my sister.

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@blatham,

That makes sense; spendi seems to talk about sex all the time.....no matter what topic is being discussed.

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@cicerone imposter,

cicerone imposter wrote:

That makes sense; spendi seems to talk about sex all the time.....no matter what topic is being discussed.

Where the hell is Spendi...I used to really like him...

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@blatham,

You're such a darn cute liar...

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@Germlat,

Re Spendius - She is a lapsed Mennonite and if you folks had the requisite skills, you could have traced her computer to a unique IPO associated with the East Tower of our family farm house. The Elders had no choice, given her possession and use of a computer, but to find her guilty of violating The Covenant of Rejection (essentially, no modern stuff). She was, however, found in compliance with The Covenant as regards her vibrator, as it had been made by hand from local hickory and was only used in the depths of winter, attached to a shivering ox.

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@blatham,

I was just rereading and must say, apologia pro vita mea, I was wrong to whine about that, now many pages back.

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@Germlat,

spendi had a way with words when he was sober, but it was always entertaining. Where the hell is he?

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@ossobuco,

At some point between when you wrote the earlier whatever and now, I apparently had a stroke and can no longer remember what you'd said nor the years of Latin I might have studied.

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