Blatham, coming up to Burnaby to see the folks this summer. Won't you take me kayaking? I used to surf my kayak in the North Sea, but I'll need a little practice with the paddle roll.
panzade -- you get the prize for reaching the new page. A years subscription to "Good Housecreeping" magazine. You also get their seal of approval -- a real seal.
cavfancier wrote:Maybe a few Gilbert and Sullivan choruses will get us to a new page.
I knew of a lady who lived in vancouver
with more frilly dresses than J Edgar Hoover
Orange County...hmmmm...that explains it.
Perc
I was joshin'... I don't rock climb either (though indoor walls are fun). I fell climbing when young and am not interested in replaying the adventure. The only time I've ever frozen in fear was later that day, on a rock face.
panzade
Give me a holler here. I know I'll be out of town through portions of the summer, but if our schedules correspond, you betcha.
Yes, I know -- chalk it up to the weather here...not much different than Florida but without the giant cockroaches.
you so funny...they sure are good eatin...as long as you marinade them first
OK, I loved the photo of Vancouver this am, and I once was very very in love with a mountain climber, and let me tell you about his politics, no, no, wait, not now.
Will this do it?
Indoor rockcliming walls, I once had my landarch office next to guys who were early in the indoor wall stuff. Wonder if who you are talking about are them?
I worked in a great building, in the industrial section of Marina del Rey, CA, a few blocks from my home in Venice.
That tiltup building was home to a lot of great editing.... plus us, the landscape architects. At one point the place I worked at upstairs was taken over by another group and I paid no attention, as of course, I knew what happened re my old group. The new one, however.... well, one day I got some mail for them by mistake and went to bring it up to them. Eeeekkkk, very wary folk, what the felk? They treated me as anathema in a room where I had spent years working plus 10 hours many days. Ok, I said.
It was the SuperMario Bros place. The hell with them, should they still live. I'd just keep their mail now.
Oh, I see I am digressing.
But I can defend the following joke.
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How many members of the Bush administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?
The Answer is SEVEN:
1) One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced,
2) One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,
3) One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
4) One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,
5) One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,
6) One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
7) And finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
@mysteryman,
Quote:Do you liberals hate so much that you have to post this garbage? Are you that full of hate?
More like a gigantic inferiority complex than hate....
exactly...controlling the White House, Congress and the Senate will lead to feelings of inferiority all right
@gungasnake,
Did you do a replay this thread to remind everyone just how dumb MM could be? 'Cause while this was really a bonehead thread to start, he's got nothin' on you in the dumb department.