Hey, Wi. Tell Sam to play it again, and he can win a free ticket to Casablanca

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Raggedy, besides Moby Dick, "Oh thou damn-ed whale", I like this one:
CHORUS:
Got a whale of a tale to tell ya', lads
A whale of a tale or two
'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tale and it's all true
I swear by my tattoo
There was Mermaid Minnie, met her down in Madagaskar
She would kiss me, any time that I would ask her
Then one evening her flame of love blew out
Blow me down and pick me up!
She swapped me for a trout.
CHORUS
There was Typhoon Tessie, met her on the coast of Java
When we kissed I, bubbled up like molten lava
Then she gave me, the scare of my young life
Blow me down and pick me up!
She was the captain's wife.
CHORUS
There was Harpoon Hannah, had a face that made me shudder
Lips like fishhooks, and a nose just like a rudder
Since I kissed her, and held her tenderly,
There's no sea monster big enough
To ever frighten me.
CHORUS
There was Hannah's sister, had a look that spelled out "Danger"
My heart quivered, when she whispered "Hi there, stranger"
Bought her trinkets, that sailors can't afford
And when I spent my last red cent
She threw me overboard
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"We're not pirates! We're...redistribution economists!"
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