...Your Name Is?

An

elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening.
He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded

every request to his wife with a loving pet name. The couple had been married for almost 70 years and clearly, they were

still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over to the host and said,
"I think

its wonderful that after all these years you still call your wife all those loving pet names."
The old man hung his head.

"I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about 10 years ago."