Mon 9 Jun, 2014 11:27 am
Now, it was established here long ago that wimmins in evil. But i think this sort of thing can be carried too far. There are some useful aspects to having wimmins around--although damned few. I'm not going to mention the obvious one. But, they can do laundry. Some of them can cook (too few of them, though). Some can be sent out to find gainful employment, so as to bring a check home and justify feeding their sorry asses.
But what about them wimmins as can't cook? What about the lazy ones who won't do your laundry? What can be done about them?
I don't do mens laundry. It's too icky.
I find that they make very good bird tables, wot with their breasticles and wotnot.
Stand them on the lawn, tell them to lean back slightly and load up the ladybump area with all manner of bird goodies.
If you give them an umbrella, they can stay out there in most weathers.
I've noticed that thos wimmins can good talk with Jehova's Witnesses at the door. But that is obviously already mentioned when ...
I'm not going to mention the obvious one.
I like the sly humor. Chai is obviously one a them problem wimmins.
Can't lives with 'em, can't sells 'em for parts. Whaddya gonna do?