Opionionated autocratic + what does she mean by calling me a poker face.

A poker face may also be called a straight face. Namely, a face showing no emotion, such as when you're playing game of poker.

There are two pieces of required viewing to understand this.
#1


and
#2 (which should be said to her)


Seriously, she's not using the term 'autocratic' even close to correctly, seeing as it refers to a ruler with absolute power. If she means 'aristocratic', she's not necessarily using that term correctly, either (it means referring to the noble and/or wealthy elite).

As for referencing a poker face she probably means you're unreadable to her.

She means her heart goes out to you because you look like you were beaten with a club and if you are dying, diamond your rights and she'll bury you using a spade.

She's using the word "autocratic" in a figurative sense, of course, unless you're the President of Syria or some such actual autocrat. You aren't, right? The word connotes everything you might think of an autocrat, e.g. despotic, authoritarian, bossy, etc.

By "opinionated" she's saying that, "you hold stubbornly and unreasonably to your opinions."

Maybe you misunderstood and she was actually asking you to poke her in the face. You might want to go back to her and clarify because that could be a good thing depending on what she wants you to poke her with.

Enough said.