Please make it sound native

The following was written several years ago:

Thanks for commenting.

But did it really sound sour? Or de facto your taste is sour? Have I staged a pretentious performance? Or actually your thread is hilarious so as to misleading you to saying something funny? So funny that you've lost your attitude of seriousness for this serious business - at least in my view marriage is no kidding. My confidence was eroded by the "brilliance" sparkled by your second posting, which, I have to admit or mourn, is no longer bright as the starting topic. The fact reminds me or anyone else that your skill of literature is very limited, even as common as dust. Going dutch is acceptable in the present-day western world. Like it or not, you decide, and of course I decide mine.

Cheers.