Please write an essay on the topic "Ban on computers in school"

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[+11] - lmur - 05/27/2014OK, done. What now?
[+6] - tsarstepan - 05/29/2014[quote="LonelyGamer"] 200 words [/quote] Alrighty. I did it for you: We need a ban on computers in school. We really need to ban computers in school. I mean we really really need...
[+3] - raprap - 05/27/2014I gotya beat. Mines 199 words. Rap
[+3] - Linkat - 05/29/2014Good point - is this a persuasive essay, then you will need to give proper credit. You could always simply select some of the top computer companies as your resource as they would agree with your...
[+3] - neologist - 05/29/2014I would not use Ban or any other deodorant on any computer whether in school or not. Surely there must be 200 good reasons.

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@LonelyGamer,

OK, done. What now?

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@lmur,

I gotya beat. Mines 199 words.

Rap

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@lmur,

Yes, but did you type it? Must be typed.

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@LonelyGamer,

LonelyGamer wrote:

200 words

Alrighty. I did it for you:

We need a ban on computers in school. We really need to ban computers in school. I mean we really really need to ban computers in school. The presence of computers in the school is a bad thing.

Computers cost money to purchase and maintain. Therefore, we need a ban on computers in school.

Computers can be used for porn. Porn is bad. Therefore, we need a ban on computers in school.

I can’t make this point any clearer. Computers can be used for porn. Porn is bad. Therefore, we need a ban on computers in school.

Children need to work in factories not learn stuff in school. Stuff like computer learning is bad. We need to ban children and computers in school.

To reiterate, we need a ban on computers in school and that computers in the school is a bat thing. Porn is bad. Spending money on children and their education is bad.

In conclusion, we need to have a ban on computers in school. Porn is bad. Spending money on children and their education is bad. We need to ban computers in school. If we don’t spend money on children for education purposes then we can send them off into the labor force. Child slave labor is good. Computers in schools is bad. We need to ban computers in school.

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@LonelyGamer,

"Ban on computers in school ain't nice, it is really"...keep writing really so you get 200 words "totally not fair."

Done.

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@Linkat,

I think that computers should be banned in schools especially during heavy rain falls and Lord, what would happen if during your computer education, lightening struck the school, shooting through the computer lab and killing all the students?

Of course, the computer teacher would be fired, as he/she should be, for allowing innocent, carefree little kids to sit at a deadly computer, typing away while thunder and lightening strike heaven and earth.

Fire all teachers, who lack the common sense of a fruit fly, immediately.
And for God's sake, ban all computers and more over, ban anything that runs on current.

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@Linkat,

Linkat wrote:

"Ban on computers in school ain't nice, it is really"...keep writing really so you get 200 words "totally not fair."

Done.

Linkat? Good counterpoint to my computers are bad essay. But where are your footnotes and annotated bibliography?

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@tsarstepan,

Good point - is this a persuasive essay, then you will need to give proper credit. You could always simply select some of the top computer companies as your resource as they would agree with your arguement.

Also, please let us know which essay you choose and your ultimate grade.

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@LonelyGamer,

I would not use Ban or any other deodorant on any computer whether in school or not. Surely there must be 200 good reasons.

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@neologist,

neologist wrote:

I would not use Ban or any other deodorant on any computer whether in school or not. Surely there must be 200 good reasons.

Neologist? Do I have to do your essay as well?! Rolling Eyes

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Don’t use Ban deodorant on your laptop or computer.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
Computers don’t sweat either the small or big stuff.
In conclusion, don’t use Ban Deodorant on your laptop or desktop computers.

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@LonelyGamer,

Surely by now Gamer you've gathered that many if not most of us resent the idea doing somebody else's homework. You might try instead submitting your own essay, asking for comment

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Kids today look like stuffed toads, because they don't excercise. Using a computer uses minimal amounts of calories and thus, those who use them on a regular basis often suffer from a disease know as "FAT ASS".

If you don't want to be called "FAT ASS", stay off the computer and stop tweeting and tworting right now.

Run outside into the sunlight and shed your clothes. Play baseball, basketball, roller skate, jump rope, etc. You'll be called "SKINY ASS" and you'll lower your blood pressure, and perhaps even live a nice long life.

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@Miller,

Miller wrote:

Kids today look like stuffed toads, because they don't excercise. Using a computer uses minimal amounts of calories and thus, those who use them on a regular basis often suffer from a disease know as "FAT ASS".

If you don't want to be called "FAT ASS", stay off the computer and stop tweeting and tworting right now.

Run outside into the sunlight and shed your clothes. Play baseball, basketball, roller skate, jump rope, etc. You'll be called "SKINY ASS" and you'll lower your blood pressure, and perhaps even live a nice long life.

An A+ essay! Extra credit if you can perform this essay in semaphore while twerking to Mozart's Eine kleine Nachtmusik.

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Avoid computers and you'll be a healthy little kid growing up in all major cities.

Get those jump ropes out and start "Double-Dutching" your little legs off.
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@tsarstepan,

Let's give LonelyGamer a choice of point of view

A ban on computers in school is bad.

With a computer, kids can learn a lot of important things like the size of the biggest hairball a cat has every thrown up, what Beyonce's favorite brand of toilet paper is, and how to construct a pipe bomb.

It also allows kids to stay in touch with their BFFs now that cell phones have been banned.

Finally, it lets kids see pictures of men and women having sex, women and women having sex, men and men having sex and even women and animals having sex. This is way more educational than our Sex Ed class.

In conclusion banning computers in school is bad and I do not recommend it.

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I just PM'd Lonely Gamer asking him why he never thanks anyone when they do help him/her with grammar questions.

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@chai2,

Silly, it's because he's lonely.

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@LonelyGamer,

No.

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@bobsal u1553115,

bobsal u1553115 wrote:

No.

Your essay is 199 words short. Razz

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