In case anyone thinks i made that up, there's a recipe for soused hog's face:
Quote:Cook hogs head, pigs feet until all meat drops from the bone. Let cool. Clean all meat from bones. Add sage, red pepper and salt to taste. Cut or chop in very small pieces. Cool liquid until jellied. Skim off all grease. Add small amount of jellied liquid warmed to chopped meat, mix together. Place in stone jar or porcelain pan. (Never aluminum or metal.) Vinegar may be added for more of a souse taste. Press down with plate with weight on top to press out the grease. Chill until firm. Slice and eat with crackers.
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Of course, sailore would eat soused hog's face with ship's bread, also known as ship's biscuit, and sometimes called sea biscuit or hardtack. It was a twice-baked round of whole wheat flour:
Since ship's chandlers, those who sell sea stores to merchant ships and the navy, were notoriously larcenous, their barrels of ship's bread often turned moldy, or more likely, were soon infested with weevil's. Sailors often referred to ship's bread which had gotten old as "Old Weevil's wedding cake." Nobody minded a few weevils in their bread.
Jack Aubrey once had some fun with his surgeon, Dr. Stephen Maturin, by displaying two weevils on a plate, taken from the ship's bread. He then asked Maturin to select one of the weevils. When he had done so, Aubrey asekd him why he had chosen that weevil. Maturin told him he supposed it was because the weevil looked bigger. At that point, Aubrey told him he was dished--and asked him: "Don't you know that in the navy, you must always choose the lesser of two weevils?" The officers present then laughed until the tears ran down their faces. It was an old joke, an ancient joke, but that did not lessen their appreciation.