Sun 18 May, 2014 03:06 pm
rules are simple, select the title of a post and make a joke out of it
here's my response to a topic that gave me the idea
Just finished worst first date ever
and boy are my arms tired
wait, isn't this the "submit a punchline to the title" thread
is 6 years old TOO old for a diapers and a pacifier?
Not if they were securely packaged and carefully stored.
"Do we really have to take military action to Syria?"
When there's an oil rich South American country right on our doorstep.
"Where is the American economy headed?"
Down to Walmarts to buy some more Chinese goods.
Are you fantasising or bragging?
"Parents are SUPER annoying"
Yet STILL you come back home when the money runs out.
"Night fever for last 1 month & breathing problem"
Well, I think you should take the batteries out of your new deluxe rabbit and take cold showers.
"Going from bestfriends to lovers"
With or without the aid of a bike?