Sat 28 Dec, 2002 01:56 pm
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."
"OK, now if you have the original package, put the PC and the monitor back in it and return it to the shop you bought it from"
"Will they replace it?'
"No. You're obviously too stupid to own a computer".